nothing is spotless anymore

I like men, music, and food.

[only-tiktoks]

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

💀💀💀

[obvslybatgrl]

[t-auto]

What

What the fuck

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

I have to say I love the increasing amount of tik toks made by 20-somethings that start out as pretty fair criticisms of types of people most of us meet at one point or another, but that gradually turn into surrealist horror where you’re not sure how they started anymore, and then abruptly loop back to the starting point at the end. It’s fucking surreal and I love it

[catasters]

[pudgykitties]

Lost in the cronch

[powerfulwizard]

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

[official-venom-snake]

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[toaarcan]

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

[petfinder-names]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[shametheshadow]

WHO GOT CAUGHT!?

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I love that the highlight is on playing Flight Rising when everything else on this list is objectively funnier

[isabubbles]

Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

[brainstatic]

And you’re telling me the 90s isn’t a hoax.

[catasters]

[senoritaimperfecta]

YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

[realhousewivesgifs]

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

[mariacallous]

#my first hour after getting the Pfizer vaccine

[chewedcorn]

This car I was behind today.

[freetheshit-outofyou]

[slothful-rabbit]

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

[cryptspren-moved]

i dont know what word the kid knows but uh oh

[nineprotons]

The kid now knows how to say “motherfucker”. Because it’s a quote from the movie ‘Die Hard’ in which Bruce says, “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.”

[cryptspren-moved]

UH OH

[brucebocchi]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Nigga are you okay?

[juelzsantanabandana]

I watch this 100 times a day

[theblacktroymcclure]

I will never get tired of this

[theblacktroymcclure]

Ever.

[bleumevolution]

what boys will be boys is supposed to be

[omghotmemes]

It’s November 3d, and I live here