[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[eddiequeenque-deactivated201906]

I found this again on my dash!

[dimension20official]

If you know someone who speaks dismissively of people working service or retail jobs, please remind them that they are bad.

[enigmaticpink]

"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄

[hooterhorror]

the nerve of people smh

I DONT WANT TO BE THEIR LITTLE THERAPIST, I WANT TO BE LIKE THE LITTLE CAT THAT SITS IN THE SUPERVILLAINS LAP THAT IS AFFECTIONATELY NAMED FLUFFY

[pyrlspite]

[too-cool-for-school-dog]

Actually the devil lives on earth in the form of a landlord who doesn’t allow pets

[fullmetalfisting]

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck

[collie-cutie]

How could you forget 420A55?

[veeranger]

BEYOND ICONIC

[funnytwittertweets]

[julykings]

wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person

[mechanicalangel-deactivated2023]

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

[radical-eve]

[kasaron]

Guessing it uses ultrasound?

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Ultrasonic background noise, yes.

[kasaron]

Ye, that’s what I’d use.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

The real question is whether they’re gonna hold the patent close to their chest so they can sell it, or if they’ll open the patent so homegamers can take a crack at building their own.

[boomalope-pope]

They’ve already put the code and 3D printing models up on github!

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

God bless ‘em

[vaporwavevocap]

Heroes.

[practicalsolarpunk]

[Image description: A Facebook post from the New York Times. The text says “2 computer science professors have designed a piece of digital armor: a ‘bracelet of silence’ that will jam any other microphones in the vicinity from listening in on the wearer’s conversations.”

An image shows the arm and wrist of a person with light skin and a gray sweater; on their wrist is a thick gray bracelet with silver cylinders sticking out of it all the way around. The article link beneath it is to nytimes.com and the headline reads “Activate This ‘Bracelet of Silence,’ and Alexa Can’t Eavesdrop.”

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[aimchatroom]

Got that ff7 cloud bracelet

[glumshoe]

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

[lifewithchronicpain]

Elvira lost thousands of “horny old men” fans after coming out

"I hate to tell them they already didn’t have a chance of me anyway," Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira Mistress of the Dark, joked...

I hate to tell them they already didn’t have a chance of me anyway," Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira Mistress of the Dark, joked.

[eastberlin]

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[desarea-doodles]

😂😂😂

[raptorcivilization]

More accurately

[lotusofhope]

NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots

NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.

The next generation…

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/

[rudywiser]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow

[cute-animals-only]

[pbs-r]

giving yrself a haircut = instant refresher

Getting a tattoo= instant reminder of autonomy

Cleaning ur room so it’s really nice = ‘ I can improve my situation with effort’

[billiewena]

had a thought