Too Gay to Function

I probably have a crush on you js

[trashcanbees-deactivated2021021]

so apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

[brunettegf]

[ourworldunknown]

Yo I'm not even a Melendaire shipper and that finale destroyed me. Wtf? Y'all literally not gonna let Morgan and Claire be together then kill the person she's finding happiness with? I literally didn't believe they would kill him until they did. Throughout the whole episode I was like aaaaaand now he's going to make a miraculous recovery? Sike. Honestly, I was already disappointed in tgd for its queer baiting, and now this Grey's Anatomy-esque season finale? Y'all aren't Grey's Anatomy. Grey's Anatomy can get away with shit because it's Grey's and we expect it. And at least Shonda isn't afraid of queer representation. 🙄 I'm disappointed. Also I like Shaun and Lea but somehow y'all made that feel icky on multiple levels, too? Smh.

[ourworldunknown]

TEDDY ALTMAN CASUALLY SLIDING INTO 2020 AS THE BI POLY ICON WE DESERVE. but tbh.. ..........we knew.

[averagefairy]

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

[qushqween]

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[libraloving]

[ruinedchildhood]

When you already faded and your homie walk into the party

[thecommonchick]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rslashrats]

me after sitting on the capitalist toilets for an hour and not being able to feel my own ass

[amagicalduck47]

[wrecktangle]

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

[programaticallydelicious]

Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.

Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.

Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.

Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,

Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.

Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.

Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.

Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.

Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.

But are you willing to bet their life on it?

[otakusapien]

#also in the reverse#they might need the caffeine for a headache#they might be allergic to soy or almonds and need real dairy#they might have low blood sugar and need the boost#there are no safe assumptions when it comes to what people eat#even if it will just make them a little sick you’re still making them sick#just give people what they ask for

[caved-fandom]

[soysaucethot]

longshot said TRANS RIGHTS BABEY

[thegoodmurphy]

Claire: I’m not doing that anymore.

Morgan: You could do me.

Claire: What

Morgan: What

Park: What

[omruc]

What kind of boys do you like

i don’t actually like boys i’m just attracted to them

[diarygirls]

lorde b like. chest. teeth. lungs. and we all scream and cry on public transit for it

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

homophobes are always like “stop erasing platonic love!” when someone ships best friends but like whomst is your partner if not your best friend that you also kiss

[goobra]

straight people hate their spouses so they don’t understand when gay people are best friends with theirs