I am amused.

This, I fancy. 

[997]

[ubercharge]

today’s comic is really fucking good

[boethiah]

dagoth ur

[shut-up-hippie]

But you’re missing the rest (so far)

[medusabraids]

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

[espagna-lasagna]

[gahdamnpunk]

BYE

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[kodama2k]

[bob-belcher]

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[wolfsskull]

when my friends send me a post that they know i'll vibe with as a gesture of affection

[nellucnhoj]

rise (p)up(pet)

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[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[stalling]

The Forbidden Fruit was Adam’s prostate

[djlandrover]

You mean to tell me we live in this hell because Eve decided to eat ass

[stalling]

Eve was a basic white bitch who couldn’t resist going to Hole Foods

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Eve rang the devil’s door bell

[vivienvalentino]

[prasejeebus]

I’m so stoned and this tweet is all I can think about

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[thethingsifindfunny]

my uncle sent me BAD essential oils

[lvl99catpriest]

I am screaming

[revolucianado]

NOOO

[diane--selwyn]

Ezra Miller for Playboy - photos by Ryan Pfluger

[catchymemes]

[babyanimalgifs]

[lesbian-in-brighton]