🐄 man

hi i'm alex :) 23, transmasc, *vague idk motion*

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[luoce]

canadas wonderland trip

i cant believe theyre canadian guys canadian rep

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[valenalentine]

[margindoodles2407]

🎸🎸🎸

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[yui-kimura]

how did she know her name?!?! hint: she's a stalker

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[bobbole]

Soysen Syndrome

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[just-another-regular-dude]

[chewbacca]

Flavor of Love season 1 — (2006)

[starkeaton]

only reblogging cause ive seen this meme a thousand times but ive somehow never seen it in motion

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

how the fuck did i never put together that these are the same person what

[tiffanyblews666]

Her name is Tiffany “new york” Pollard and she’s fucking hilarious. These are also her:

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees