What, More Existence? @owletfluff - Tumblr Blog

where are the scene kids of the next generation??? the goth girls in tutus and pants with chains on them?? the emos and kids wearing Naruto cosplay to school and finger-less gloves with combat boots?

aren’t y’all gen z like sick of instagram pretty…. don’t you want to go ape shit

zooophagous

Inner Fire.

Sekhmet, the Egyptian goddess of both plagues and of healing. She giveth, she taketh away.

This was kind of experimental but it was fun and I think it worked well. I look forward to doing more like it. This piece has tentatively found a home pending payment but I can do customs like it

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

cfluffiness

Someone in facebook also posted this too

xmagnet-o

Omg

halcyonjester

Mediglyphics

klubbhead

This shit’s infuriating

pseudonymsobriquet

Oh, this is a type of shorthand!

There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.

As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.

Let’s break one of the words down:

Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?

Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.

Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.

So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.

Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!

Isn’t language amazing~?

indianajcnes

Silver + showing his true colours

Might try to be more active here idk yet

laladbzland

donesparce

probably the funniest interaction i’ve had with someone i do not know is the day i had jury duty so my friend pop dropped me off at it and went to class downtown with the agreement she’d pick me up after she got out of class, and if i gout out of jury duty early she’d pick me up from the houston library which was a couple blocks down and easy to walk to and a place you could stay all day with no questions asked

anyways while there i started drawing and this dude kept getting closer and closer till he was like in the chair next to me and was like ‘what a beautiful drawing’ and i’m like thanks but

him saying that reminded me i had been in that position for a couple hours and i really needed to pop my neck so i did

and he immediately called me a disgusting bitch and got up and slammed the chair he was in back into the table and was like ‘can you believe this woman’ to several people who were just trying to read some research books and

still funny

donesparce

probablybadrpgideas

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

20thcenturyvole

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

weaselle

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

drackir

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

insomniac-arrest

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

lawyerchronicles

Horse girls win battles.

teenagerposts

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

aegis-of-the-sufferer

This but I also had no friends so I wouldn’t have anywhere to go if I was allowed

bitterlush

this is a thing! danah boyd is a researcher who has been studying social media for over a decade and in her 2014 book it’s complicated she argues that teenage social media “addiction” (which she also contends is like…..not actually a thing) is a result of the fact that “today’s teenagers have less freedom to wander than any previous generation” because “parents argue that these restrictions are necessary in an increasingly dangerous society, even though the data suggest that contemporary youth face fewer dangers than they did twenty years ago.”

as a result, teenagers are reclaiming these lost social spaces (which their parents and grandparents had in the form of mall hangouts, drive-in theaters, after school parking lots, etc) by using social media, where they can continue to “engage in crucial aspects of maturation: self-presentation, managing social relationships, and developing an understanding of the world around them,” aka stuff that teens are Supposed to be doing

oglach-uisce

quasi-normalcy

Canadian politics are an existential threat to human civilisation. This sounds like a shitpost, but it’s not.

sighinastorm

splain

quasi-normalcy

Canada sits on enough oil to bring about catastrophic global warming if it were ever burnt. The two largest parties in Parliament are both basically committed to ripping that oil out of the ground and selling it as fuel as quickly as possible. There’s very little in the way of mass public resistance to this goal (First Nations land protectors honourably excepted) because apathy and misplaced politeness reign supreme in Canadian culture. The media is dominated by right-wing conglomerates who portray any opposition to oil development as loony, unhinged and probably foreign-sponsored. The main left-wing party still thinks that star-power and nostrums about hope are how one goes about building a mass movement.