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art blog(derogatory)
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@ozalina
Is anyone here… in their mid 20s to mid 30s and employed in a field they enjoy and able to support themselves fully?
Yes (explain yourself)
Mid 20-30s - dislike job/underpaid
Mid 20s-30s - unemployed
Youngster
Oldster
Bald, etc.
My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”
Holmes buying a Christmas gift for Watson in the Cardboard Box made me so happy!
House drugged that coffee btw
It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.
Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.
They are insane.
House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension
VELVET GOLDMINE dir. Todd Haynes, 1998 Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Brian Slade costume design by Sandy Powell
@wickedcriminal how dare you to hide this gem in tags
did u have an imaginary friend (s) as a kid yes/no
yes
no
no nuance pick one. you can elaborate in the tags.
okay. 6 types of people on this post:
people who actually had for real imaginary friends. there are more of you than I thought.
people who pretended to have imaginary friends because they thought that's what kids were supposed to do. imaginary imaginary friends, I suppose. this was me, there are less of us than I was expecting.
people who wanted imaginary friends but couldn't figure out how to do that ???
people whose imaginary friends turned out to be a system
people who are definitely describing fucking. ghosts or the hat man or some other manner of malevolent entity.
the person whose imaginary friend was Rico from Hannah Montana. technically the same as #1 but they get their own category because it made me laugh so hard I almost threw up.
When I was 7/8, decided I should really have imaginary friends like the Characters I Aspired To Be, so made them up and wrote to them but was always conscious that I'd made the decision to create them (two, girls, I was desperate for siblings)
About ten years later I remembered how when I was 4/5, I had a ghost, skeleton and vampire who all lived in the hallway and would discuss me in the manner of caring gender-neutral aunt/uncles, watching me through the transom window each night as I brushed my teeth and got ready for bed. They just popped into existence. I miss them.
it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that
you're gonna get tired very quickly
tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—
you're not gonna be as composed as you expect
humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)
DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)
DO GET A SPEAR
knights are faster than you think
Other favorites from history:
Humans are very good at *pretending* to fight each other in hopes that the generals way in the back are buying it so nobody has to get stabbed.
Most of the dying only happened after a side broke and tried to run, because then the rich assholes on horseback got to start running them down.
When you do get a bloodthirtsy force, it gets bad real quick (see the battle of Adrianople, 378 CE, and the battle of Cannae, 216 BCE)
SUPPLY LINES FFS
Uuuuuuuh wow professionalization matters a lot actually
There's a lot of dust actually
Horses Will Not run through opposing infantry, but they will run at other horses
Elephants are not worth it, tbh
Shields matter a lot if you want to not die but good luck finding a balance between being too heavy and not protective enough
Anything is a projectile if you throw it hard enough
Always have a knife
Do Not Fall Down - you will be trampled
The guy with the biggest hat/plume is the leader
Release The Hounds
Valleys are BAD NEWS
Uphill is much nicer than downhill
A retreat route to boats on the sea is only helpful when you're already ready to sail
Forests are torches waiting to be lit
A professional soldier does a surprising amount of sitting around and day labour on massive projects
The army has always been a good place to become an engineer, it seems
Ffs, pleasr listen when the sergeant tells you something. He's always right
If you've got a shit general, make sure you've got a good tactician/strategist
That rich guy really doesn't know what he's doing, huh
Drowning is awful and being in the navy is certainly A Choice, but your wife will not be happy with you
Damn, all this shit is heavy :(((
Attack the baggage train >:)))
Uhhhh, sarge? The battle line broke. I'm going home
Why aren't the enemy running and screaming back at us? They're just ... walking towards us. I will not be sticking around to figure out whatever fuckery they're up to.
Blood is actually really slippery :(
I did not clean my blade and now the blood has dried and glued the sword and scabbard together :(((
Tf you mean we're gonna fight during harvest season. I think tf not.
I Hate This. All Of This.
Fuck me, battle is LOUD despite the fact I can't hear shit in this helmet
You're better to be down an arm than down a leg, tbh
Desertion rates are not as high as you'd think, but if you let the troops starve and get sick, they will abandon you en masse
WHAT MADE YOU THINK CROSSING THE MOUNTAINS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
The fewer pieces to armour the better is usually is (with the exception of chain and scale)
Skirts and loose-ish clothes actually help conceal the lines of your body in combat
Don't wear too much armour in a hot place because you will be sweating until you pass out and die
CHARIOTS ARE SO COOL
Falling off a chariot is Less Cool
You're less likely to get stabbed than you are crushed or run over
Leather resists slashing damage, silk/linen resists piercing damage and wood/ceramic disperses blunt damage
Ceramic armour is actually so effective at defending its wearer that we still use it in bulletproof vests and tank armour (though once its broken it needs to be replaced)
A blade lodged in bone can actually be really hard to get back out
If your belly is cut open, you're already dead to an infection
Unless they hit a major artery, bleeding out takes a long time
P.2 of me doing these posts, and yes these are mostly abt Hastings BUT I DO NOT CARE😭
bringing you the hastings content we all deserve 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
Have you ever attended court?
Yes, as a defendant.
Yes, as a prosecutor/victim.
Yes, as a witness.
Yes, as jury.
Yes, as a part of my job.
No, I have never been in court.
"You see Perry the platypus"
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
One of my fave things to do at Christmas is reblog this
Hercule Poirot + the pose
Agatha Christie’s Poirot (1989-2013)
"You indestructible little fucker!"
time loop fans when the loop slightly changes
time loop fans when the loop changes slightly
time loop fans when the loop is slightly changed
time loop fans when the loop is changed slightly
