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@p0ison-prince
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷
✨ Abundance Spell✨
Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏
✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨
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PAWS!
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And that’s why we give them flowers 🌸🌻🌹 Have a nice and colorful Easter 😊 (But please don’t gift any live animals, thank you) WEBTOON ~ INSTAGRAM
Choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 ppl
tagged by @shy–cum
@papsmearrrr @asongthatsingsitself @brutus-red-xiii @m4rris @wolf-biter @esquizoanalise @galacticgothsquid @iamjohanna @shad-bhaddie ok that’s more than 5, whatever
@quillsink @queenbottomless @eros-vogue @gossiping-about-dead-ppl @petulantuniverses
Honestly? This. Like. Gives you the best idea what I’m like in addition to my interests.
@lams-tallmadge @puzzlesanddepression @skyetheesorceress @the-reynolds-pamphlet @boybutgenderneutrally
I-
Okay then. I guess my personality is wanting to go to Santa Fe.
@benoname @kiwiabby @skyetheesorceress @quillsink @purpleseahorses @foreveryrsalex @puzzlesanddepression @princesspreze7 @cappuccyno
@puzzlesanddepression @thereallvrb0y @forever-yrs-alexs-alt @jak-tynatozni @foryourownbosom
yasss
@eros-vogue @nyaastroboy @fructidor @lams-tallmadge @beeschaos
my personality is endermen hand holding actually /j
@ anyone
i-
ok
@sirsnortsalot13 @satyrwithduellongswords @monster-energy-fiend @bachfor-reichenbatch and anyone else :)
@satyrwithduellongswords @starlit-prince @cryptid-from-the-closet @jamesmarriottistrilingual @elmo-is-a-forgotten-god @doja-crack-deactivated199
@gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath @asteroid-disaster @yonkitybonkity @bunchofrubbish-thisrubbish @miss-finally-found-himself
@pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid @books-and-gardens7 @dumb-ass-biatch
Hdksksakakdhksak
(tagging)
okay-
i suppose…
@idiot—witch @belle-the-mess @queen-fenestra @little-crowling @lisa-uepp @ghosty-boi-3
I mean…it’s not wrong
Tagging: @okay-hamlet @deathssageadvice @traumatized-cryptid @ezra-squall @vaythefae and anyone else!
@rapingthepatriarchyinadarkalley @fruit-preserve @headspace-hotel @idkjustgowithitok @little-crowling @nevermoorfan @niamhous @queen-fenestra @randomteenreader @yourlocalsewerdragon @yoursassybookwormfriend and anyone else <3
@not-magnus-bane @bookingfangirl @riverthenerdbro @chaoticallyqueerstuff
Thank you for the tag!!! I don’t know what this is supposed to mean.
@27bobs @mentalaboutyoutoo @justmemyselfandthefridge @belle-the-mess
me <3
@iynnn @caroline-is-swag @eventideschildinthetardis @ghosty-boi-3 @lifeisexhausting891
Thx 4 the tag!
ok then
@books-over-boys @asomeoneperson @hopefulwriter101 @if-only-i-was-fictional @let-conner-bailey-say-fuck
i really only have aesthetic photos and meme’s but
this is a photo i took so, yeah
@gay-otlc @countingthestarsaboveourheads @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask @gay-or-something @meltedblack @bookgil
Vibes
No pressure tags: @geo-bby @pitiful-anonymous-vampire @b0n3-h34d @truckbabe @ownerofidaho
all i have are memes and shitty screenshots from the manga i’m reading lolol
(no pressure) tags; @theprinceofale @j-james-thlk @pauls-mccharmly @by-revenant and anyone else who wants to
AWWWW 🥺
tagging: @dreamersdrowse, @somethinginrocknroll, @dominustempori, @spenglerfilm, @spcnglers and anyone else who’d like to try
thanks for the tag bestie :)))
not a word of a lie
i’m tagging @nadja-antipaxos , @egonspenglersweetie , @nationallampoonslemmings @missanthropicprinciple and @starlightbrethren :)))
yoooo thank u for the tag :-]
im gna tag @mrs-jake-blues @p0ison-prince @irwinmainway @gayfrasier @fieldtomatoes
thanks for the tag bestie:3
go for it @ literally anyone cause idk who to tag
I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours
Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.
this part is also funny
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
TW: animal death
For the friends who wandered and never returned </3
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my cat went missing a week ago, i can't handle this 😭
Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.
I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It's tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you're a man, all you men know what I mean. It's so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them.
14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know.
you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅
Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN FOR THIS
a tutorial on rescuing someone from an uncomfortable or dangerous situation
Damn. She did everything right. Yes, this is dangerous. But even a violent man is still human and can be outplayed. Predators rely on a pattern or routine. Disrupt the routine, and the predator freezes up. Once you disrupt them, don't give them time to develop a response. Be bold. Be decisive. Talk loud. Act fast.
How should I approach this as a man? I wouldn’t want to make her more uncomfortable but I also wouldn’t be able to physically intimidate anyone because I’m short and un-athletic.
Talking to the woman is going to be hit or miss, just because she won't know if you are an "out if the frying pan, into the fire" situation. BUT, you could still go with "thanks for waiting, you ready to go? Oh, who's this?" And if she walks with you, you can say that she looked uncomfortable. I had a guy once ask if I could help with his phone to get me away from a conversation. OR: talk to the dude. "Hey man, can you give me directions to this place? Don't I know you from somewhere?" Etc. Then she has time to escape. There are no set in stone answers, even if you don't handle it perfect, if she gets out of the situation safely, count it as a win
Thank you for the response!!
Talking to the dude works!
One of my colleagues spotted a woman facing slightly away from a man who was talking to her, who was scary close. She looked uncomfortable and made eye contact. He noticed the guy was wearing a Broncos jacket and nonchalantly passed them both by and started the sports speak to the dude, like "aw bro did you see the defense last night? Hell of a time to he a Bronco fan, right?" And stood slightly behind the guy so he had to turn away from the woman. She said a cheeky "I'm not into sports, g'night!" comment and slipped away to the elevator. The dude looked super pissed but just stalked away to his car.
What was he supposed to do, admit to bad intentions?
Sometimes you don't need to be the savior, but a distraction.
shoutout to the stupid fuck who thought this dude was trying to pass off his actual penis as being able to vibrate and glow in the dark
For future reference.
Thank you.
For those who would ever need it. -C
reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship
Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.
