The random shit that befalls us all

I have no plans for this so enjoy the dumpster fire of my mind :)

[p3arl3sc3nt]

Hiya!

Hii my names P3arl3sc3nt! Or P3arl for short. And I use all pronouns! I like to draw and I’m trying to learn how to animate, but it’s slow learning- I own a couple other blogs, those of which I’ll link below! @its-sanrio-official @p3arl3sc3nts-art-corner

Art commissions status: open, info below! Art trades status: open!

ART COMMISSIONS!!! :D (are CLOSED please disregard where it says otherwise)

hello everyone!!! I’m finally opening up art commissions! All information is on my carrd, which will be listed down below. I can draw: half bodies full bodies pfps matching icons ref sheets

I’m aware not all of that is on my carrd, as it is still a work in progress. All you need to do though is ask and I will draw it! Prices are negotiable, but once it’s decided it’s decided.

💚: furries light gore feminine characters Anything not on the ❤️ list really.

❤️: buff males nsfw heavy gore

PLEASE DM/PM ME IF INTERESTED :D

[p3arl3sc3nts-art-corner]

Myyyy artfight card!! Super excited to be participating this year, and can’t wait for the season to start :3

[p3arl3sc3nt]

ykw maybe i dont need to be writing fanfic right now.

i got hit by a car. while riding home on my bike.

uh.

happy pride month everyone!

[pushupsindraag]

heyyyyy was this you ? :P

HIIII yes this was me :33

[p3arl3sc3nt]

hehehe hiiii :D

[p3arl3sc3nt]

peeled jax oh my god. peeled jax THEY PEELED HIM I CANT

[p3arl3sc3nt]

@cyanbobaaaaa

hihihihihih hihih hiiiiiii :D

[p3arl3sc3nt]

@cyanbobaaaaa

hihihihihih hihih hiiiiiii :D

[p3arl3sc3nt]

i think my shoulders are fucked up... for the past few weeks or so, my shoulder joints have been very poppy and catchy, that sounds dumb but idk how else to describe it. atfirst i was like "oh wow my joints sound like a bowl of rice krispies lmao" but not it HURTS and its not just Loud its Catching.

if i want to have any range of movement more than fucking t-rex arms, then i have to very painfully and very loudly pop my shoulder joint (glenohumeral joint) and if i dont do that then i cant move it any more past the "t-rex point" cuz its fuckign stuck my body sucks smh

[p3arl3sc3nt]

So. That newest episode, huh?

[p3arl3sc3nt]

why in the actual world is it so hard to properly characterize characters. like- im writing a (admittedly kinda silly) skk as ashlyns parents fic. (Not my og idea, props to Nightmare Dreams on yt, they're the first person I could find who did the idea, so I'm pretty sure it's theirs.) and oh my gods i cannot write Dazai correctly. I think that what im putting down has too much of "my voice" in it, than his, if that makes sense. Like for example, heres a bit of my writing:

"He told the President first. There may or may not of been some waffling for a few weeks, but he did, eventually, tell him. There was quite a lot of … discussion. (Read, Fukuzawa giving him that slightly teasing look that he did that you were never quite sure if he had actually done or not, so you couldn't call him out on it. The bastard.) Fukuzawa took the news gracefully, simply requesting that he visit Yosano for monthly checkups, and taking the time to plan maternal (paternal?) leave. Dazai bristled at the idea of telling anyone else, but folded under the urge to keep his unborn child healthy. Plus the hat-rack would castrate him if he didn't take proper care of it. Yosano was the second to be told. It was an absolute dreadful conversation, full of so. Much. Goddamn teasing. But, regular checkups got scheduled, and Dazai survived the experience. Yay him." like-- i feel like its not serious enough, for lack of a better way to describe it.

writing is the worst why do i like to do it

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your 3 recent emoji is the vibe you give to other people, does it match you?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMar 24

😬😭🥄 SPOON?! Bruh i was picking emojis and clicked it randomly noo

[cassandra41924]

❄️🪓🤝 ehehhheheheheheh this is fine right guys. right.

[sylverstryder2009]

🫃😭💖 guys wtf does this mean

[m3rcuryd0t-exe]

☣️😋🍏 man what. yk what sure. sure.

[sillylittolguy]

😂🫩🫵🏻

most of these are used to viciously mock mercury, so I'm okay with this.

[m3rcuryd0t-exe]

HEY.

[bammy-the-reblogger]

🪙😭⚔️ PEOPLE KNOW THAT SWORDP HIGHTING IS THE BAMMY CHARACTER/Silly

Why are they crying tho?

@nybariz @fatratinatophat @anonymousmei @corasiaorlem @pewpewae @bizzyvizzyyay @deafeningkittycomputer

[deafeningkittycomputer]

👀🥹😈 I do not know

COME HERE @itselisaeclipse @vexedarrow @lexirambles

[sirfluffeltin-deactive]

😭🙏💀, yeah pretty accurate.

Let's see what the rest of you have in your emoji-roll

@shallowpumpkin @awkward-writes-shit @lexirambles @p3arl3sc3nt @lunakatee @lohotine @binad1vinity @bun-che

[p3arl3sc3nt]

Onward!!! Stabs be upon ye !!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[syissuffering]

f…fifteen…

[no-one-offical]

I’m at 7, but only because i’m allergic to them

[p3arl3sc3nt]

....42

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[p3arl3sc3nt]

was watching the vod for astralspiff's 8+ archipelago challenge he did not too long ago, and when he said "unlock every woman" i had jusr taken a big ass gulp of juice and spent a whole min trying not to die. it was an innocent word mixup, but it was so goddamn funny.

[p3arl3sc3nt]

(for context they were going along the line introducing themselves, their age/gender/or sexual orientation, the game they were playing, and their game goals) spiff: im spiff. im in love with one woman(paige, his wife), and im playing lethal company spiff: my goal is first to unlock, every woman-- oh wait he meant to say "every moon" but this is inherently funnier.

[p3arl3sc3nt]

was watching the vod for astralspiff's 8+ archipelago challenge he did not too long ago, and when he said "unlock every woman" i had jusr taken a big ass gulp of juice and spent a whole min trying not to die. it was an innocent word mixup, but it was so goddamn funny.