SUMS ARE NOT SET AS A TEST ON ERASMUS

nsfw / minors DNI 19 i’ll make an intro post eventually i prommy🫀

[boundorpheus]

(guy who wants to essentially be trained like a dog to blissfully obey every order you give it because it just really wants to please you) hi

[urfavlapbunny]

[hildegardeb]

i am eating celery because i am rabbitmaxxing

[p4lindrome]

cold hard metal… hggggn……

[videntefernandez]

He's not supposed to be there but how can you go sleep mode on the charging pad when the bed and the human are looking so soft and inviting

[mandi-bul]

Love the machine

[nollimet]

come on, lets give the robot a hand! you can get it as a sticker here!

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

I wish to be a machine so someone can stick their dick in my ports and get electrocuted while they juice out their fluids into my sockets.

[manfreak]

aw what’s wrong? you can’t handle my boot there? c’mon, it’s not like it hurts. oh, you’re just sensitive? baby, toughen up. you’re a big man, you can take it.

[francines-bagel-bites]

[029series]

imgonna passout hngnhn

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[tiffpixies]

Main takeaway from mad max 1979 is that everyone dresses like leather daddies

[sleptthrudday]

“aww poor thing” yes yes yes im a pathetic little thing care for me make me feel better make me feel small nnnggghgggghghh

[succubuscock-deactivated2022021]

rb to encourage the person you rb’d from to masturbate

[trigger-hvppy]

[latexdump]

[dumb--puppyy-deactivated2026080]

not now owner puppy needs to find his cart