Abandon all hope ye who enter here

hi. im paint. sometimes known as blue. i play games and draw, recently its angels and mayb something of the games i play most. ive lurked on tumblr for the better part of a decade and im finally gonna try posting stuff. yay. my artfight: https://artfight.net/~paintedgalaxy

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i

[sloppystyle]

[gaynfl-moved]

oh my god

[gutter-adonis]

That was timed so well oh my god

[ckret2]

i couldn’t find anyone in the notes doing the obvious research, so I did it: if you wanna recreate this experience, play It’s Gonna Be Me at 11:57:51.

If it’s already May where you are, I’m sorry this important info didn’t reach you sooner.

[ckret2]

Update: it’s exactly as satisfying as the video makes it look.

[kroovv]

I’m gonna be opening commissions for photocards tomorrow at 5PM BST 🙌

So if you would like a commission like these, keep and eye out~

[kroovv]

My photocard commissions are now open! Please check out this post on my Patreon for more info

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[salt-angels]

some of my WHA fanart I'm so happy about the anime release and more people knowing about it

[mortuaavis]

Guys this tiktok did SOOOO well lmao. I’ve never animated anything in my entire life.

[drtanner]

Startlingly accurate description of what the kitten sounds like, also.

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[hyper-lynx]

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

[scilas]

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

[kittydesade]

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[siyelius]

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the comic where waterboy rides sonar

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!