Shit

Allura, 27, Piece of shit, Gay and stereotypical, chasing after dreams that'll never come true.

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[mathew]

[airandangels]

I appreciate

His moustache

His gusto and joie de vivre

The way he wipes a peephole in the condensation so the cat can see clearly

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

He saw Lady and the Tramp at a formative age and decided the guy making spaghetti for strays was Goals

[gwen-daria-deactivated20250720]

[communistkenobi]

i can’t really think of anyone that most people in the US would have less general sympathy for than a dead health insurance CEO. like take all the bad things about corporate monopolies that you’d experience with like your phone or internet provider and then add on the financial incentive to let thousands of people die of preventable illnesses and then bill their families for it. literally an institution that automates social murder. even the most burgerpilled american must cheer for this man’s death

[poetrypdf-deactivated20240927]

tumblr is a private place. it's just me and the same 5 mutuals. It's intimate you get it

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[theweirdwideweb]

[ugly]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[transgambit]

Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

[transgambit]

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

[colorousme]

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA 

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[saru-studies]

Today I’ve learnt that there’s a word in italian (”solare”) to describe a person who brights the room, who is warm and good and cheerful and worries about others and I think is so cute??? I love it

[pairofbeadyeyes]

My wife

[peachisty]

how to learn more about a person:

read the things they write

ask their go-to movies

observe the way they treat their pets

check out the songs they listen to

ask them if they prefer tea or coffee

converse with them under the stars

do they like summer over winter?

observe how they act when they’re mad

do they sleep with lights off or on?

when they watch the skies, do they observe the moon or the stars first?

would they rather eat alone?

how do they treat those who are ‘inferior’ to them?

the way they approach strangers when they’re lost

if they like texting better than calling

how they act when they’re scared

if they like rewriting their notes for an exam

during what situation do their eyes shine the brightest?

the things they say when they’re partly intoxicated

how they act when they’re alone and with their friends

how they look at the people they love

what is their most favorite thing about themselves?

[batsquatchin]

mood board

[woman-becomer]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[woman-becomer]

does anyone have advice

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[feelingsoftheday]

Date your partner. Compliment your partner. Don’t ever get comfortable because it’s been awhile. Quickest way to lose someone is to stop doing the things you did to get them. Keep the love going from the start.