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Sometimes I forget all of da:2 is varric telling it meaning either he makes up the sex scenes or Hawke (or their LI) tells him it later and I just can’t stop laughing at the idea of a wasted hawke like “and then she took out another THREE daggers” and varric writing it all down

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Character Headcanon: Poor Master Dennet

You know, I always feel a little sorry for Master Dennet. The Inquisitor is like, hey, I need a horse expert! Here is a horse expert! And he comes along to be your horse expert.

And for a while all is well. He brings his own fine horses, and the Inquisitor adds to the stable as she finds new breeding stock—often excellent. Where she got the charger from, he doesn’t know, and he feels too honored by having it in his care to ask.

And then the Inquisitor starts coming back with like… deer. And Dennet scratches his head, because he knows horses, and just because it has four hooves and you can put a saddle on it doesn’t make it a horse. Hell, the food and space and exercise requirements for a cob and a draft horse aren’t the same—a goddamn deer is presumably completely different. But he goes around Skyhold rounding up Dalish elves until he finds one who knew something about halla, on the principle that that’s probably the closest thing, and they work it out. (He’s always respected the way Dalish treat their halla, so it’s not that big of a leap. And even though Dalish—the Charger—doesn’t know anything much about how to raise halla, he looks the other way when she wants to spend half a day in the deer’s box stall being all affectionate at it. Can’t hurt.)

But deer of various kinds are at least still… well… grass-eating hoofed animals. Things don’t begin to really go sideways until they bring back the first dracolisk.

It’s a lizard. It’s a giant meat-eating lizard. Dennet is a master of horse, and he will stretch that to deer in a pinch, but asking him to figure out the care and feeding of big spiky lizard things is a bit much. It is—he tries to explain, first to Cullen and then to Josephine and finally to the Inquisitor herself—as if someone had decided that because you knew how to knead bread, you were obviously a master pugilist, because both things involved punching things. For his trouble he got a friendly clap on the shoulder and a “Just do your best! We can free up some funds to hire you more help!” (help from where? was he to hang up fliers somewhere for dracolisk handlers? where exactly was one supposed to go for that?).

(We will not even discuss the zombie horse with a sword through its head. We will not. The zombie horse got a stall to itself and was studiously ignored, on the principle that it was dead, and not much Dennet did could either help or hurt it.)

Dennet knew that he was in over his head and then some when the Inquisitor showed up with a charming grin and a giant fucking nug, and all he thought was, “Better see if any dwarves know what to feed it.” (Dagna does, but he’s a little afraid because she keeps having these ideas for ‘experimental feed,’ and….)

At least his life is never boring.

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Poor Master Dennet

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THIS IS THE BEST

youramatus

❁

#dorian

kf1n3

i’ve only drawn dorian like twice and that is honestly a crime

#dorian

tentacle-explosion

Favorite thing: Dorian throwing books

crybourg

someone needs to draw it hitting solas

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SOMEONE FREAKING DRAW IT

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there u go

dekuku

this was originally like 4 darned pages, but it’s been in the psd graveyard forever….i must accept i wont end up drawing it lmao so here are condensed sketches/panels

#cullavellan #:D

pdlcomics

serpoundalotarchive132

#somebody replace them with alistair and morrigan

teryster

*high pitched screaming in the background*

cute-ellyna

“Quick drawing” art challenge / #27 Wedding

On the happiest day of their life <3 *dreamy sigh*

2 hours, reference used for the overall pose.

You can check the rest of the art challenge here :3

#cullavellan #aw cute

hassansan

The Winter Palace + People

ourinquisitorialness

All of these are great, but I especially appreciate that those two men can assume a pose typically suggestive of romantic or sexual intent while surrounded by royal courtiers, and it’s completely normal. Tolerance of diverse sexualities seems to be one thing Orlais does right. :)

falling-rhayne

Those two men are a couple, though. If your Inquisitor passed by them you can hear them arguing like an old married couple. It’s pretty cute.

yeanders-blog

why isn’t anyone talking about this scene? it’s one of the most bamf scenes i have ever seen

look at the divine & how she doesn’t even know what’s happening

yet she is standing there, arms spread wide, ready to meet her maker, accepting her fate

then there’s cassandra riding a fucking drake

and aims it to crash into the fucking high dragon that’s going straight for the divine

if that’s not a badass fucking scene

you’re obviously not looking hard enough at the baMFNESS OF THAT FUCKING HIGH DRAGON

asmeowdeus

This is why I always laugh when Cassandra complains that the story was exaggerated.

good thing i realized that i posted to the wrong blog after only one post before you all got bombarded with birds

askboxmemes

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

kiwi-xeet

Glam squad: Aka they smoked too much Elfroot and decided to form a Glamrock band.

her-inquisitorialness

omg ….

#jesus christ above

afearreservedfordragons

I always laugh about the idea of Hawke and the Warden giving advice to the Inquisitor, like:

Warden: People will likely send assassins after you. This is normal. However, if they happen to send a Crow, try recruiting them to your cause. Sure, you might not be able to sleep without a dagger under your pillow for a week, but you should really be doing that anyway.

Hawke: Never pick sides. The sides will let you down, kick you while you’re down, then set you on fire.

Warden: In general, the Deep Roads should be avoided at all costs. However, if you cannot avoid such horrors, make sure to have a mead fund for when you get back. You will need it.

Hawke: Do not tell Varric anything about your sex life, he will write it down, it will become a best seller, and your lover will never stop complaining about how they’re not that bendy.

Warden: If possible, avoid drinking blood. Just trust me on this one. Has a nasty aftertaste.

Hawke: Cullen is afraid of bats. Use this information to your advantage. I did.

Inquisitor: WTF