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[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[oneheadtoanother]

[medievaljournalist]

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

[ducissatenebrarum]

"The Stunning Masks of Menighbe" ✨️

Exploring the dark side of mythology through these incredible handcrafted pieces. The level of detail is out of this world.

[spiralcloudpassage-deactivated2]

things we know:

- there is a dark serpent of malaise and unease that manifests evil in the world

- the serpent wants to eat a grand pearl egg

- the pearl egg cannot be destroyed

- no malice can manifest before the pearl egg

what we need to find out:

- can we reach the pearl egg before the dark serpent

- is sea salt necessary to fry the pearl egg

- will the dark serpent use his thousand blades of hatred attack

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[psyduckz]

[deerchasingheadlights]

This just made me shed a tear. They want the breakfast menu I am so sensitive

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[ringneckedpheasant]

I am always saying this during museum visits

[oneheadtoanother]

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[catfindr]

[onlinebeast]

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli