Jan Hits The Fan

I say fuck a lot. I like to ramble in tags. 90% is queued. Eclectic. Multifandom and multishipper. NSFW. CNTW. ESL.

[iddyiddybangbang]

☆★THE IDBANG'S BACK AND IT'S BETTER THAN EVER☆★

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[toneelspeelster]

yours. mine.

[marthajefferson]

Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough as Ian Malcolm & John Hammond

JURASSIC PARK (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg

[yocalio]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

[firawren]

Elizabeth encounters something unexpected and shocking in the gardens of Pemberley

Inspired by this post and made for @janeuary-month Day 1: Garden. This one is slightly less stupid than the Darcy version I made, but still very silly. Enjoy!

[mikelogan]

REST IN PEACE, SAM NEILL (1947-2026)

Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III, & Jurassic World Dominion

[thisfeebleheart]

the my moon my man kisses but slower

[tboj]

Alec being rendered speechless by Magnus + Finally telling him what he’s been wanting to say since day one

[captzexx]

Sam Neill, Actor in ‘Jurassic Park’ and ‘The Piano,’ Dies at 78

The pride of New Zealand and Australia also starred in ‘My Brilliant Career,’ ‘Dead Calm,’ ‘In the Mouth of Madness,’ ‘The Final Conflict’ a

Damn it.

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[redscharlach]

It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen what I firmly believe to be the greatest music video of all time: Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart. It is the perfect marriage of a galactically bombastic power ballad and a writhing mass of 1980s video clichés, thrown into the path of a wind machine and blasted down a moodily lit corridor into the realm of legend.

In case you’re wondering what the heck they were thinking of when they made it, I remember Bonnie once explaining on TV that it’s about the dreams of a headmaster’s daughter, hence all the boys in (and out of) uniform. In retrospect, the whole shebang is quite fascinatingly female gaze-y, and I’m pretty sure it was a major formative influence on my pubescent imagination.

And yes, there is also a very amusing literal version, but for my money, the original is definitely the most hilarious…

[redscharlach]

A sad and deeply fond farewell to Bonnie Tyler (1951–2026). May somersaulting ninja schoolboys sing you to your rest.

[eonblueinmay]

Artist: itsiitsubox on ig

[pameluke]

I really like that Allie's the one that inspired Hannah's showcase song, by being such a supportive friend and loving all the parts of her.

[laurens-german]

“I get it now. You love love. That’s what you said you wanted, right? That night at the fire pit. So, I came here to tell you that— I didn’t complete the assignment.”

Stephen Kalyn and Mika Abdalla as Dean Di Laurentis and Allie Hayes in OFF CAMPUS (2026—)

[gaylerankin]

OFF CAMPUS 1.08 The Line Change

[kuutamosonaatti]

The VVitch (2015) // The Northman (2022)

[scullys]

—This thing we're doing... It's fun. —Agreed.