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welcome to clown town baybee. Ezra•Any•[26] I do commissions now! Click me for info!!

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[localcraigslist]

[dinodoggie]

Heres just some silly drawings commemorating the finalists of the tumblr guy contest XD

(I think they all would bond over cooking shows)

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[sabrebash]

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.

[thisisnotmyhomeplanet]

Bela Lugosi having a break during the filming of Dracula (1931).

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[kineticpenguin]

When you tell a customer they can't have something and they hit you with the quicksave stare

[0maune]

It hurts!

❤🍎🐐🦖🎄♠🍸📺🎹⬛

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

[woolay]

Wii fuck

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

[woolay]

Wii shit

[xefyre]

Dude don’t say that.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

come on

[sea-of-bones]

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

SKELETON

[flamingfoxninja]

SKELETON

[vriska]

Haha look out!

You just got BLING BLINGED!!

reblog and tag a friend to totally BLING BLING them!

[dailycatsblog]

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[greebledgoblin]

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

[greebledgoblin]

bluesky post: we need to stick it to the DICKtator in chief by funding my new ttrpg zine

tumblr post: sexual assault is only traumatic if you have a puritanical view of sex

twitter post: sorry if this isnt woke but the fat dolls are lowkey not serving