I'm A Mess

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[dear-ao3]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[yuumei-art]

Happy New Year!!!

Thank you all for sticking with me through this crazy and hectic year of moving from California to Sweden. I hope 2026 will be much more relaxing and filled with more art!

This painting is inspired by the Swedish tradition of hanging star lanterns in the windows of every home, so even the days are cold and dark, the cities are lit with cozy magical stars 🌟⭐✨

[sweetfirebird]

Hey the US government is proposing to get rid of the Endangered Species Act. Please go comment.

(yes this entirely for corporate profit)

Cut and paste the docket number to put in your response if you remember. You can comment anonymously if you want.

The Oregon Zoo has some sample arguments you can make.

We have until December 22nd!

[internetgreatesthits]

[appendingfic]

hm i thought he tripped in the restaurant causing his bagful of evidence to fall out so every law enforcement officer within a mile could see it. curious.

[mostly-void-partially-song]

DA's office says it won't use statements Luigi Mangione made at station house

The Manhattan district attorney's office signaled Tuesday it would exclude statements that accused CEO killer Luigi Mangione made while in c

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[edgar-allan-possum]

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Gotta do everything myself around here.

[sludgebitch]

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

[effemimaniac]

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

[sludgebitch]

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

[pukicho]

Handled raw chicken. Now I can't touch anything ever again until I forget that I did that.

[floradinnliker]

how did you make this post

[pukicho]

Fuck

[professorsparklepants]

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

[professorsparklepants]

For reference, here's what my local mountains look like:

Here's the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here's how some of them actually look:

[dreamsequencer]

What the FUCK

[adelicateculturecell]

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

[tharkflark1]

thank you 

[angelbabymikaa]

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🕯️ you will see trump dead or behind bars 🕯️

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