I'm a bad seed; I think you swallowed it whole.

Camilla | 29 | Alberta | Norwegian born and bred Surrounded by cats | A little bit gay | Slytherin and Scorpio | CikImages is a neat page.

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

[savethefirecat]

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

[lynati]

thank you

[portraitoftheoddity]

Adding My Ocean:

[tomboyluce]

[merenwennolat]

Some more beach/ocean photos 💛

[pandalfthecray]

Adding some more because I love this post 💙

[gnabrie]

it's for science; what's your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

[gaycism]

anyone need serotonin?

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

[0v9]

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

[glassbonespaperskin]

the worst part about being lied to, is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth

[cikimages]

Some SFW shots from my Boudoir shoot with Nikki =)

Such a great evening with a lovely woman! Her IG is @pretty.sketchy.lines

[spidaerman]

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[twitblr]

THE headline of all headlines

[razorshapes]

John Schabel - Passengers

“For a period in the 1990s, John Schabel camped out on overpasses near New York airports, peering with a giant telephoto lens into the cabin windows of aircraft waiting, and waiting, for takeoff.”

[incorrectdeltarunequotes]

Rouxls Kaard setting up his puzzles:

[alexbelvocal]

O my God we are sooo bored

[spacebras]

bad news alexbelvocal....this is an old video lmao. We've always been bored

[lesbianshepard]

love how merry and pippin just join sam and frodo. they just literally run into him after stealing vegetables, see some nazgul, and go “oh, sick. we’re in!” without, like, any preparation whatsoever. no going home and packing, no letting their family know they’re gonna be gone for an indeterminate amount of time. just them, their carrots, and a grand total of one brain cell. legends. 

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[romancesuggestions]

I want to love every part of you. Your flaws, insecurities, quirks and habits. Show me the parts of yourself you don’t love, and I will.

[ampervadasz]

[lord-kitschener]

[theadventurouslife4us]

Weiterlesen

[becherdireinen]

Find someone who will be there for you at 2am when you’re falling apart, but also at 3pm when you love life and they make you love it more.

[pandalfthecray]

@shaundoors

[orpheusmorpheous]

[madeinchernobyl]

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

[dellvanity]

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

[orpheusmorpheous]

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

[grooming-tails]

☝️☝️👌👍

[pandalfthecray]

Working in a pet store has taught me so much and I know having pets is fun and exciting and fulfilling but please, for the love of God, if you don't have the means to take care of your pet properly just wait. One day you can get the one you want, and you can do it right, and give your animal the quality of life it deserves. Being a pet owner is a responsibility so many people don't understand. You are all that animal has, and it is you that dictates how it lives. Please, be mindful