Lmao, this is how my husband is introduced to my blog,huh? fucking amazing :’)
Boy, he’s got a smooth sturdy angry butt lmao
Does that make sense? Like his butt radiates rage jdjdjdjdjs
Slap his butt and he’s gonna grab you by the collar, pull you over to him, smash his lips onto yours and leave you a mess
3. A tie: Keaton and Grima
Even naga would be jealous lmao
“Test me once more worm and I can assure you that the punishment I deliver will leave you with a limp you’ll never forget.”
Sometimes tho, he’ll slap yours back and growl a “Mine.”
He’s always crawling around in search of treasure so his butt is round, like he’s been training it or something dhfhdhdjd
When you first slap it, it fucking jiggles im crying
He sputters for a bit before returning the favor with glee
“This is also a treasure,huh?” :’)
Don’t play, yall knew he’d be on here
He fuxking struts it cuz he knows its round perky and bootylicious (Im fucking going to hell for writing that)
When you slap it, he gives you a seductive smirk, leans over, and whispers in your ear
“I’ve got other places I’d love to see you get your hands on.” Before slapping your butt back with a squeeze and sauntering off
Okay so ya girl is biased
but at the same time, i totally think Ephraim has a Greek God Sculpted butt
Round, Perky, Buff and thicccccc
Slap it and he’ll give an amused laugh before slapping yours back
and fucking rest in pieces bitch cuz Ephraim doesn’t know his own strength
Everyone pray for our booty bashed brethren
With that, my list is complete :“) dhjsjd this is the best fuxking thing I’ve ever written
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