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[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[corpuswalker-deactivated2018120]

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

[bowelfly]

enjoy your mulch

[bowelfly]

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

[targetedknowledge]

[hellallamerican]

its thursday! reblog this post if you dont want to feel this way forever!

[textpostscymraeg]

maen ddydd iau! ailflogiwch y post hwn os dydych chi ddim eisiau teimlo fel hyn am byth!

[norway-offical]

det er torsdag! reblog denne posten vis du ikkje vil føle deg sånn her for alltid!

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[animentality]

[tired-alchemist713]

Fanart of the worlds greatest back-alley picture book salesman

[hellallamerican]

yall know about the georgia guidestones?

[hellallamerican]

the georgia guidestones were a large granite monument near elberton in northeast georgia close to the south carolina state line. they were constructed by an "anonymous group of loyal americans" headed by a man using the pseudonym "robert c. christian." the stones carried a message in 8 languages (english, spanish, swahili, hindi, hebrew, arabic, chinese, ans russian) to guide humanity in the aftermath of a nuclear war. there were also inscriptions in babylonian cuneiform, classical greek, sanskrit, and egyptian hieroglyphs on a separate monument nearby. the guidestones also included astrological features to track the movement of the sun and moon. there was also allegedly a time capsule, though that would later be disproven when the monument was destroyed.

when "robert christian" approached a monument maker in 1979, the monument maker attempted to discourage him by quoting him an absurd price, and he accepted it anyway. its been the subject of a ton of conspiracy theories. the "anonymous group of loyal americans" were very ambiguous in their statements about the guidestones, and it has most commonly been linked with the antichrist, and calls for genocide and eugenics.

in 2022, it was partially blown up by an anonymous person/people and was fully dismantled by the elbert county government later the next day and taken to a quarry. since its destruction, it has been the subject of an ongoing Atlanta Journal Constitution investigation to determine the identity of the people who destroyed it.

[voxbelicosa]

spider - comm work

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[socialjusticeinamerica]