Pandoras Box

22:(she/her):trans and angry mdni, bigots and terfs dni cashapp:$pandorasbox034

[lilyblisslys]

you would not believe what I did to trigger the timer on my phone while taking these

Onlyfans

[put-me-down-please]

'would you kindly?' I would do whatever you wanted keep talking to me like that bro. You don't even gotta say would you kindly I'd do anything.

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]

[cyprozombiegirl]

So I’ve really gotten into what I suppose is the dom version of free-use lately, I’m calling it free-worship. My boyfriend can basically pleasure me whenever he likes as long as he doesn’t expect me to do anything, sometimes I won’t even stop playing video games or scrolling my phone or doing work. And I kinda realized that I’m really into this. It’s not really “free use” cause literally his pleasure doesn’t matter. He hungers to please me. And I realized I’d actually be pretty happy to have this relationship with a lot of people in my life. I think it would be really fun to be the goddess of a friend group. Everyone gets to caress me and turn me on and get me off, so long as they don’t expect me to do anything in return, I don’t even have to acknowledge they’re there, and they can’t use my body to obtain physical pleasure for themselves. They can only make me feel good. That should be enough for them.

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[put-me-down-please]

Does anyone wanna play mermaids on Minecraft realms with me????

Msg me I'll make a discord >:3 18+ tho

[haunted-archive]

As promised, here's the second set of pictures from me seeing Twenty One Pilots last night at Tinley Park in Illinois.

These were some of my favorites.

First post

[haunted-archive]

So I saw Twenty One Pilots for the first time ever last night at Tinley Park in Illinois, and I have to share some of my favorite pics I got of them

They were smiling at each other when I took these ones😭

Josh was being held up on a platform by a bunch of people in the crowd, it was wild

Tyler was screaming the lyrics and it was so raw dude

Anyways, I have some more but there's a limit to how many I can attach in one post so I'll make a separate one for those. I'm still so emotional over getting to see them. I've wanted to see these two play live since I was eleven, so about ten years? I'm crazy impressed, by far the best concert I've ever been to. Stadium was full of love for these guys♡♡

Second post

[wolfertinger666]

trans people out here being alive and breathing in the lovely air

YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T THO

[wolfertinger666]

might eat a burger today 💜

[pandoras-b0x]

in other good news jk rowling has cancer

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

video game where you play a standard horror movie serial killer, but it's all done in a very cutesy domestic aesthetic. you get to build your little saw traps and go to the mask store and try on little masks and explore the local village while stalking your potential victims. ends in a fun hide n seek type game in the setting of your choice (mystery mansion, cabin in the woods etc) where you hunt and slaughter your victims in a bloodbath

[pandoras-b0x]

this is definitely naughty bear

[official-megumin]

ah the coveted fish burger returns

[trains-explosions]

sorry megumin,that's a chicken sandwich.

[official-megumin]

*burger

[trains-explosions]

thats a sandwich, the breadisn't what decides if something is a burger its the type and form of the meat. a great example is a frisco burger from Hardee's(Carl's Jr.) (theres a special one right now)

the patty traditionally made with ground beef and formed as a disk before being cooked is what typically makes a burger, other proteins can be used but the shape and cooking method. where the chicken sandwich picture in the original post would be deep fried. grilled chicken sandwiches typically use a whole chicken breast not a ground meat product.

all in good fun I don't actually care

[official-megumin]

I don't care about pretentious american definitions. Y'all didn't invent burgers, so y'all don't get to define burgers

[spectator-lawful-evil]

who did invent burgers then

[official-megumin]

Technically germans, but if you wanna be pedantic then the ancient romans

[pandoras-b0x]

nah burger is ground meat on bread

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[pandoras-b0x]

me , atheist, woah cool architecture

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Bestie that is a supernova. You are ABOUT TO DIE

[skespers]

And yet, that Supernova came from nothing but us holding hands. There is great power in that, the shared kindness of supporting each other. Power enough to rival the stars

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[blade-liger-4ever]

@marian-devotee get him sushi six more times, you're at 60k notes.

[marian-devotee]

It's not per 10k notes 💀 it was a one time deal, but I gave him some options for if it hits 100k 😂

[kimberlychapman]

FEED THE ROBOT!!!!!

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[blade-liger-4ever]

@marian-devotee get him sushi six more times, you're at 60k notes.

[marian-devotee]

It's not per 10k notes 💀 it was a one time deal, but I gave him some options for if it hits 100k 😂

[kimberlychapman]

FEED THE ROBOT!!!!!

[sasha-n-james]

NO MORE TMA CHARACTERS IN TMAGP📢💥

NO MORE TMAGP CHARACTERS IN TMA 📢💥

[gaymolegaming]

Consider kissing a girl with tongue

[kira-serialfaggot]

Consider kissing a girl on her neck

[pandoras-b0x]

consider kissing a girl on her thigh