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I discovered something in Animal Crossing that has unnerved me slightly.

So in a couple instances, regular animals are seen in the game, even though their villager-counterparts have sapient-level intelligence. Popular examples include octopi, which are villagers even though you used to be able to catch them while fishing, or this caged hamster.

Other items in the game such as these playground toys imply the existance of other non-person animals in this world as well.

Now I posit that this implies a Goofy/Pluto law in the AC universe, meaning that some animals are people and some are just animals. All characters in your village are simply the "people species". Completely reasonable.

Heres what I hate though- the human player is obviously a person-species, but you can get an anatomically correct human skeleton in the game:

Which implies that there is not only a more anatomically correct human species in the AC-Universe, but one that is entirely feral.

creekfiend

The longer I'm in quarantine, the more I find myself talking like Miette.

Jail! Jail for every politician for One Thousand Years!!!!

postilionstruckbylightning

You ignore the public’s health? You sacrifice the public’s health for big business?

shabbytigers

You KICK Massachusetts? You steal her PPE like the pirate?

nqsa

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

mooncustafer

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

skeleton-richard

bunjywunjy

Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

bunjywunjy

behold…. a Bastard

lectorel

Cat OS running on mouse hardware.

xekstrin

they also howl!

okami-zero

Wolf OS running on mouse hardware.

bunjywunjy

I’m glad you all love this tiny rodentious bastard mammal, but I can see we’re going to need to have the conversation about hiding things in the tags

teapotsahoy

It also metabolises scorpion venom as a painkiller

terrible-tentacle-theatre

Mouse runs Doom

digivolvin

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

digivolvin

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

digivolvin

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

digivolvin

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it:

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

thedevilsofficialblog

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

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tchaikovskaya

Let Bernard Say Fuck

peachywise

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears