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i was abt to delete this account but damn iâm too nostalgic
god I wish that was me
ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!
to all the people vaguing people in the tags: get better friends
it ABSOLUTELY is, adhd and autistic experiences overlap so so much and i have both so this post is solidarity
before the final battle
#this is a family friendly movie
what in the screaming blue christ
i just want to remind everyone of my favorite descole line ever
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
its Thursday so i get to post the one meme i made this year
the most appallingly graphic murder ever put to animation
He faking that apology. bitch knows what heâs done and he cool with it
yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???
^^â^^
I wanna hear these Opinions on steampunk color palettes, if youâre willing.
tbh âthe Victorians did not go to the trouble of inventing aniline dyes so that we could wear neutralsâ mostly covers it?
they went to a lot of effort to bring affordable screaming bright fuchsias and acid greens into the world, and we should honor their tacky, tacky choices.
letâs not forget the tacky patterns, too
oh yeah
oh fuck yeah
(TELL ME that last one isnât a steampunk look. just try and tell me)
yes! thank you, these are EXACTLY what i meant. tomorrow Iâll take a picture of the bafflingly tacky goldenrod-and-maroon gown Iâve got at the shop
also
this is wise, and correct.
This is 100% true.
Oh no, no those are tasteful compared to what wild color shenanigans the 19th century got up to. Most of them being mid-century are only ~2 colors excepting the plaid. By the 1890s, five colors per dress was the fashion. TheyâŠdidnât all coordinate the way we would. Â
PUMPKIN WORTH
I have seen mid-century dresses in electric blue. Barbie pink
Black with photo-realistic brocade oranges. Royal purple with GIANT POLKA DOTS.
Hey hey did you know lime green and lavender was a favorite color combo in 1895?
This one is not so much tacky asâŠvibrant
Okay at ~1903 itâs not really Victorian but I love the melting ice cream explosion look of it
This dress has faded but it would have originally been a quite eye-catching shade of violet.
Not that past eras were any less fond of colors even if they werenât artificial dyes.  Iâve seen canary yellow Regency dresses and an 18th century manâs coat in turquoise velvet printed with leopard spots.  Steampunk isnât really Victorian so much as it is âdrapery store vomited on a sexy colorblind school marmâ
Et le piece de resistanceâŠ
Yes, those orange blocks are outlined in green chenille fringe.
brb, saving that green one to my âMalfoy estate saleâ pinterest board
Steampunk isnât really Victorian so much as it is âdrapery store vomited on a sexy colorblind school marmâ
Pair a brightass fushia dress with a top hat and gears you cowards
MORE PUMPKIN ORANGE AND FRINGE YOU COWARDS
If youâre not using blood red and forty pounds of lace and trim what the fuck are you even playing at
The Pragmatic Costumer calls this âThe Hot Mess Dress.â It dates from around 1878. They say: âThis dress has more trims than my entire collection of detash combined (detash or destash means all the little bits, pieces, and leftovers from crafting something)! On the outside alone I spot: black lace, bi-colored sandy-brown/cornflower-blue ruffles, tawny velvet, cream silk, beaded netting, cream lace, ribbon bows, ribbon rosettes, cornflower-blue buttons, and that fluffy lace collar. For even more trim-tastic fun and draping pandemonium, hereâs a shot of the back:â
The Pragmatic Costumer: âTrims were all the rage in the mid 1870s and 1880s, and this dress is raging harder, faster, and more extravagantly than most.â
And hereâs a Worth tea gown from 1895. This really needs to be worn by a mad scientist. Especially one interested in fish.
This post has been picking up speed again lately, so I want to take this opportunity to once more encourage steampunk costumers to think less âgears and brownâ and more âMrs. Vanderbiltâs electric light gown.â
I'll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears
"let's see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem" *opens door* *laughs*
"y'all I'm scare- *laughs* "I'm scared"
"oh my GOD"
"um?"
*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*
"would you-- okay, alright, uhhh"
*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*
Lilo and Stitch except Stitch is voiced by Dio Brando
You see I read the text but apparently didn't fully grasp what I was in for. I fukin screamed too
@impalalord
IâŠkinda love it.
I would completely love it if the volume was lower. Like, mutter-under-your-breath volume.
Tom Smith ~Bubblegum Bitch~ AMV
Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my momâs words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.
This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7
My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dadâs for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.
First: She would constantly ask why someone wasnât wearing a mask, loudly. âItâs not like itâs hard.â
Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasnât adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. âSix feet please.â He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. âRules are rules dude. She did say please.â
Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. âIf you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.â Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.
Unmute !
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Wow, sea lion Neptune can really dance.
iâm so fucking pessimistic and depressing. everyone so joyful and happy for this sea lion and all i fucking see is animal abuse, captivity, and this poor animal performing for âtreatsâ
i need a therapist đ
no, you need reeducation as to WHY zoos are brilliant and why they teach animals to preform âtricksâ. this is not animal abuse.
you yourself should make the effort to learn something instead of assuming the worst, but training these animals accomplishes two things:
-entertainment FOR the animal! its playing, its excersising, its healthy and active, the sealion is playing with the keeper in a way that benefits it. the keeper herself is NOT making contact with the animal, shes respecting its space.
-the keeper can check the animals physical health. those tricks? you can see the flexibility in the sealions tail, its ballance when standing, the strength of its movements. chances are there are other keepers watching and checking for scratches or injuries that might have occured if this sealion shares an enclosure.
zoos are good, this video is cute. dont be a fucking downer and do some research
TEACH PEOPLE THE WORDÂ âENRICHMENTâ!Â