open your eyes dipshit

fuck off lewis

[pantalainnon]

i was abt to delete this account but damn i’m too nostalgic

[bakwaaas]

[bakwaaas]

god I wish that was me

[heronb]

ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!

[heronb]

to all the people vaguing people in the tags: get better friends

[heronb]

it ABSOLUTELY is, adhd and autistic experiences overlap so so much and i have both so this post is solidarity

[kittleskittle]

before the final battle

[dastardlydorito]

#this is a family friendly movie

[preludeinz]

what in the screaming blue christ

[sabur0]

i just want to remind everyone of my favorite descole line ever

[layton-logs]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[crystal-jams]

its Thursday so i get to post the one meme i made this year

[spacehunter-m]

[spacehunter-m]

the most appallingly graphic murder ever put to animation

[pukicho]

He faking that apology. bitch knows what he’s done and he cool with it

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[rarelove]

^^↑^^

[nonasuch]

I wanna hear these Opinions on steampunk color palettes, if you’re willing.

tbh “the Victorians did not go to the trouble of inventing aniline dyes so that we could wear neutrals” mostly covers it?

they went to a lot of effort to bring affordable screaming bright fuchsias and acid greens into the world, and we should honor their tacky, tacky choices.

[captainlordauditor]

let’s not forget the tacky patterns, too

oh yeah

oh fuck yeah

(TELL ME that last one isn’t a steampunk look. just try and tell me)

[nonasuch]

yes! thank you, these are EXACTLY what i meant. tomorrow I’ll take a picture of the bafflingly tacky goldenrod-and-maroon gown I’ve got at the shop

also

this is wise, and correct.

[gothiccharmschool]

This is 100% true.

[squeeful]

Oh no, no those are tasteful compared to what wild color shenanigans the 19th century got up to.  Most of them being mid-century are only ~2 colors excepting the plaid.  By the 1890s, five colors per dress was the fashion.  They…didn’t all coordinate the way we would.  

PUMPKIN WORTH

I have seen mid-century dresses in electric blue.  Barbie pink

Black with photo-realistic brocade oranges.  Royal purple with GIANT POLKA DOTS.

Hey hey did you know lime green and lavender was a favorite color combo in 1895?

This one is not so much tacky as…vibrant

Okay at ~1903 it’s not really Victorian but I love the melting ice cream explosion look of it

This dress has faded but it would have originally been a quite eye-catching shade of violet.

Not that past eras were any less fond of colors even if they weren’t artificial dyes.  I’ve seen canary yellow Regency dresses and an 18th century man’s coat in turquoise velvet printed with leopard spots.  Steampunk isn’t really Victorian so much as it is ‘drapery store vomited on a sexy colorblind school marm’

Et le piece de resistance…

Yes, those orange blocks are outlined in green chenille fringe.

[nonasuch]

brb, saving that green one to my ‘Malfoy estate sale’ pinterest board

[star-anise]

Steampunk isn’t really Victorian so much as it is ‘drapery store vomited on a sexy colorblind school marm’

[systlin]

Pair a brightass fushia dress with a top hat and gears you cowards

MORE PUMPKIN ORANGE AND FRINGE YOU COWARDS

If you’re not using blood red and forty pounds of lace and trim what the fuck are you even playing at

[gehayi]

The Pragmatic Costumer calls this “The Hot Mess Dress.” It dates from around 1878. They say: “This dress has more trims than my entire collection of detash combined (detash or destash means all the little bits, pieces, and leftovers from crafting something)! On the outside alone I spot: black lace, bi-colored sandy-brown/cornflower-blue ruffles, tawny velvet, cream silk, beaded netting, cream lace, ribbon bows, ribbon rosettes, cornflower-blue buttons, and that fluffy lace collar.  For even more trim-tastic fun and draping pandemonium, here’s a shot of the back:”

The Pragmatic Costumer: “Trims were all the rage in the mid 1870s and 1880s, and this dress is raging harder, faster, and more extravagantly than most.”

And here’s a Worth tea gown from 1895. This really needs to be worn by a mad scientist. Especially one interested in fish.

[nonasuch]

This post has been picking up speed again lately, so I want to take this opportunity to once more encourage steampunk costumers to think less ‘gears and brown’ and more ‘Mrs. Vanderbilt’s electric light gown.’

[carrionkid]

I'll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears

[carrionkid]

"let's see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem" *opens door* *laughs*

"y'all I'm scare- *laughs* "I'm scared"

"oh my GOD"

"um?"

*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*

"would you-- okay, alright, uhhh"

*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*

[thethugseme]

Lilo and Stitch except Stitch is voiced by Dio Brando

[mistathirst]

You see I read the text but apparently didn't fully grasp what I was in for. I fukin screamed too

[jaubaius]

[hawkin-byrd]

@impalalord

[the-prairies-calling-out]

I…kinda love it.

I would completely love it if the volume was lower. Like, mutter-under-your-breath volume.

[chungo-tastic]

Tom Smith ~Bubblegum Bitch~ AMV

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[slushyseals]

Georgia Aquarium

Wow, sea lion Neptune can really dance.

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[keeeekachu-deactivated20230105]

i’m so fucking pessimistic and depressing. everyone so joyful and happy for this sea lion and all i fucking see is animal abuse, captivity, and this poor animal performing for “treats”

i need a therapist 😔

[xenondrifting]

no, you need reeducation as to WHY zoos are brilliant and why they teach animals to preform “tricks”. this is not animal abuse.

you yourself should make the effort to learn something instead of assuming the worst, but training these animals accomplishes two things:

-entertainment FOR the animal! its playing, its excersising, its healthy and active, the sealion is playing with the keeper in a way that benefits it. the keeper herself is NOT making contact with the animal, shes respecting its space.

-the keeper can check the animals physical health. those tricks? you can see the flexibility in the sealions tail, its ballance when standing, the strength of its movements. chances are there are other keepers watching and checking for scratches or injuries that might have occured if this sealion shares an enclosure.

zoos are good, this video is cute. dont be a fucking downer and do some research

[allthatoldstuff-deactivated2022]

TEACH PEOPLE THE WORD “ENRICHMENT”!