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viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20

good morning ladies let’s get violent

a-daks

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

andordean

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

namesonboats

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

kaeltale

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

conversationswithjohnlock

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

caressthosecheekbones

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

johanirae

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

jenroses

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

pizzapopolis

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

robbyrobinabitch

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

inkpotter-deactivated20211125

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

boxofsoap

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

meggiebrick

I love fanfic so so so much.

sweetteaa19

Canon: Am I joke to you?

ursulaismymiddlename

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

r-evolve-art

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

writterings

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

writterings

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

writterings

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

writterings

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

writterings

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

rexrattorum

You are the only valid manager

twentyonegirls

who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

pochowek

I really can’t believe they have tumblr in Poland or check or wherever you are

Yeah we do have it but its pretty limited :/ My richer friends can afford buying a few kg of Tumblr from the local Pewex with us dollars whenever they want to but i have to wait for my uncle that lives in germany to bring us a few buckets. they usually last us half a month. we browse tumblr in text only form to make it last longer

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.