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you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

giftofgabber

ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS… FOR ONE DAY YOU’LL LOOK BACK AND REALISE THEY WERE THE BIG THINGS!!!!

howard-ly

i expected nothing less from nic cage

sforzzz

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

sforzzz

i have to go delete some posts

plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

fluffmugger

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

scribeherself

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

scribeherself

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

elodieunderglass

For whatever reasons, which are far beyond my ability to research or understand, the concept of “nonbinary” continually slides off the brain of my eldest child (Bear, 9) and they keep having to be reminded it of it. The word simply carries no associations or permanence, which is hilarious because two children they see fairly often are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns; Max, the uncle/aunt of their close friend, and Dorset, a child they go swimming with. Bear sees these kids at least once a week.

And then Bear regularly goes “WHATS NONBINARY”

And we’re like “LIKE 👏 DORSET 👏 BEAR. LOCK THE FUCK IN”

And every time Bear goes, USING THE RIGHT PRONOUNS, in a tone of receiving information they have never heard before, “THEYRE NONBINARY?”

elodieunderglass

Bug, aged six, decided to make a Mii of Bear for their island. "Are you nonbinary?" they asked their sibling, politely.

"Am i HWHAT," bellowed Bear, who has, i will note, added nonbinary Miis to their own island, and has had much exposure to the word and concept.

"Do you want a gender on your Mii?"

"DO I WANT A WHAT ON ME??"

With admirable clarity, Bug asked: "Do you want male, female or nonbinary for the Mii of you on my island?"

Faced with no other option but to hear words, Bear stared with merry blankness into the middle distance, a buffer wheel spinning as they performed Processing. They then announced their birth gender, deafeningly, at several times a normal human volume, in an accusing tone, as if this was information that they had made Bug responsible for once and never considered again. "Why would you ASK me," Bear moaned, tragically nearly overcome by such an unexpected administrative burden; they prefer Bug to fill in the forms of their life wherever possible.

Bug has borne Bear 's life admin since infancy, amd has great tolerance but little patience. They said, "Why couldn't you just SAY?"

pangur-and-grim

little bald head peeping up to say hello

oneheadtoanother

preserving-tiktok

tvguts

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

innerchildabortionclinic

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

sunrithyll

Why does everything have to be high protein now?

Search a recipe... "add protein power"

Go to random café... "protein matcha latte"

Grab a chocolate bar... "high protein energy bullshit"

Girl, you are doing yoga once a week, you don't need to "sneak in" extra protein into everything

cyberxbattalion

systlin

So what's the emotion called when you accidentally become proficent enough in some new timekeeping software that you are required to use that other people in the company start messaging you to ask how tf to work this thing.

Important; I hate the timekeeping system. I hate it it is my nemesis I only got good at it out of sheer frustration with the fucking thing when it was rolled out and I was thrown into the deep end with a 'figure it out good luck!!!'

systlin

Everything I know I learned by clicking random shit and irritatedly poking around the various options.

systlin

Like I can't stress enough. There are two thousand people on site using this system across multiple contractor companies, and all of them were complaining about employee hours being wrong.

Me; .....so submit an override request and just fix them it takes me 1 minute every morning while I'm half awake.

Ten other contractor timekeepers: