Deep in the Depths of the Swamp

● Finnish ● Adult ● Queer ● Nonbinary ● they/them it/its ●

[20th-centuryghost]

parasocial relationships are bad, yes, and i do not actually view any celebrities as my friends or people i truly know. however, if i was broken down on the side of the road or lost in an airport and could magically, for some reason, spawn One (1) celebrity to help me, it would absolutely be markiplier

[valantwynn]

The Markiplayer you spawn in: "HELLO EVERYBODY, and welcome back to helping this stranger through the airport. Since last time, I've still been unable to get us through the TSA, but being blacklisted from flying HAS NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE."

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[fair-itself]

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

[seriousfic]

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[cannibal-rainbow]

Miksi Suomessa on laki, joka nöyryyttää törkeällä tavalla yhtä ihmisryhmää? Arvostettu kansainvälinen lehti: ”Kaikuja rodunjalostuksesta”

Mitä jos joutuisit valitsemaan, perustatko perheen vai elätkö omassa sukupuolessasi? Tällaisen tilanteen eteen transsukupuolinen voi Suomessa joutua.

[ruttotohtori]

jos mä oon 1 ni kuka o se puolikas?

[roskissa]

Se olen minä.

[ruttotohtori]

🤝

[ruttotohtori]

Seuraavaks persut ehottaa, et alotetaan transihmisten kannanhoidollinen metsästys, 0,5 transihmistä ois sopiva määrä Euroopan unionin alueella

[localpubliclibrary]

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

[s0ur-kand1]

[panttipullovanki]

Why are train tickets so expensive, I just want to see my wife

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[dogpuppy]

[angel-advise]

my post: masculinity is seen as neutral in male-dominated society because it benefits men to be seen as the default every single fucking tag and reblog: idk man i see masculinity as neutral so i don't think it's that deep

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you trust your pfp with a kid?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onJan 25

[triibulinekiisu]

No vittu yhyy.

[anaalitatti]

vanhaa kunnon vitaepro-mainosta siteeraten:

IHAN OMA SYY

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[boybeetles]

[starrynet]

what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?

I'm pissed because we lost to some elves

darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven

transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control

power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins

jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin

nightmare eels season

hawks trade young to wizards

vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push

p-bruins topped by bears

are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?

seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear

Voting ended onJan 16

(inspired by this classic tumblr post)

[elamarth-calmagol]

How do I even choose