I hope you like OCs

I've been here 15 years god help me. i reblog little things that amuse me, so later I can show them to my boyfriend. sometimes i do art. Sidebar image by pauvre-lola. Icon by nelmdraws!

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[charlesoberonn]

*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[portal2myfantasy]

[baelonthebrave]

origins: elven men are shorter and have narrower builds than human men - they are a graceful and agile but not very physically powerful race

da2: fenris has a stronger taller build than most elven men which is part of the reason why he would have been singled out by his master to become a bodyguard, he is still narrower than human men and only as tall as marian hawke though

inquisition: solas is still kinda narrow but he is six feet tall. this is foreshadowing the fact that he is a remnant of an ancient, powerful race of immortals that modern elves with their mayfly lives and slight bodies are a mere shadow of

veilguard: davrin is built like a brick shithouse because *checks the lore* fuck you he’s hot

[hotgirlmeg]

😐

[rivertigo]

[palatial-monstrosity]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

[itreallyatemyhand]

Incredible bit from the reddit thread about the Etsy witches who allegedly cursed Charlie Kirk

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[pjharvey]

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

[lunarlavenders]

✶ Seeker of Truth ✶

[girlnephew]

[hidefdoritos]

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[apas-95]

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

[lizbethborden]