[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
the gooners
they’re everywhere
Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.
who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss
sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.
Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?
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Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!
Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life
ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis
*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*
if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra
origins: elven men are shorter and have narrower builds than human men - they are a graceful and agile but not very physically powerful race
da2: fenris has a stronger taller build than most elven men which is part of the reason why he would have been singled out by his master to become a bodyguard, he is still narrower than human men and only as tall as marian hawke though
inquisition: solas is still kinda narrow but he is six feet tall. this is foreshadowing the fact that he is a remnant of an ancient, powerful race of immortals that modern elves with their mayfly lives and slight bodies are a mere shadow of
veilguard: davrin is built like a brick shithouse because *checks the lore* fuck you he’s hot
the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
Incredible bit from the reddit thread about the Etsy witches who allegedly cursed Charlie Kirk
LOL but seriously release the hounds
agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business
✶ Seeker of Truth ✶
Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there