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nitkapishet

Ghost: Right.

Soap: We’ve already been there.

Ghost: Left, then.

Soap: Simon, that’s a store employee. Let’s just ask for directions.

Ghost: Negative. We are SAS.

Soap: We've lost in IKEA...

paranormalmoonlight5

@legendzjagz

aidenlydia

You’re in the danger zone BUDDY

paranormalmoonlight5

@legendzjagz BkDk. 😂

claypigeonpottery

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

raychleadele

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

babyanimalgifs

Play time

(via)

pmamtraveller

By Jocelin Carmes

paranormalmoonlight5

Lol. Kept the tag

#so... you come here often?

simonrileyslover

IMPORTANT!!

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Stay safe, loves! Please repost to bring awareness !!

paranormalmoonlight5

@not-close-to-straight @legendzjagz

#important #announcement #beware #scam alert #scam warning #online scams #scammers #scam awareness #tumblr scam

dorkus99-com

Ghoap

On a balcony of a cleared building after a false alarm. Everything’s dying down and the pair go out for fresh air, well Johnny goes out for air, Simon followed.

Soap: Ya know ghost, on the chopper ride here I remembered when I was a wee lad—16 or so—I dreamed of running off—my family’s great but… people were just too much for me back then, had the need to get away, see what I could in this life.

Ghost: Guess we have more in common then, Sargent.

Soap: Really? Gosh can’t even imagine you being…small. Bet yer mam…ah, sorry forget it’s a…sorry.

Ghost: I get it, harsh home life’s a foreign concept to someone who had a decent one… couldn’t imagine wanting to leave it..

Soap, jolting up a bit: Ah didn’t wanna leave! It was a dumb passing thought when things got too quiet—

Ghost: I’m not judging, Johnny. Finish what you started, you brought this up for a reason, get to it.

Soap: …well, when I would think about it I’d imagine what I’d pack, what I’d write in letters, fucks sake i imagined sleeping on the streets— it was harsh but in the dream it felt freeing and—and liberating, didn’t ave to do anything but survive.

Soap: I had the need to leave everyone behind, said to myself I’d come back someday and—I had such a romanticize delusion of what homelessness would be. It’s stupid.

Ghost: You ever get that feeling now?

Soap: …Honestly, Simon. Yes.

Ghost: Cause of anyone in particular?

Soap: Yes…

Ghost: cause of me…?

Soap: yes but I—

Ghost: Well then.

Simon’s lean on the railing rose to a proper stand with a slight grunt

Ghost tensely: I’ll get price to approve your vacation request within the week, and you can go off and be homeless by a bloody trash fire—

Soap: Simon I meant— god I know this is sappy but

With a reluctant groan he rubbed his face and stared at the floor as he confessed

Soap: I meant I think about you coming with me.

Soap: I meant…I think about us going off grid and building a cabin or whatever…fishing…just the necessities and us…I think about it a lot. Too bloody much., I imagine a life together and I know it’s the military then death for ya and I’m pretty sure it’ll be the same fer me cause it means I get to do this with ya. That’s sappy sorry I just—

Simon: I’ll get price to approve our time off request.

Johnny: …

Simon: It’s either killed in action or off grid with you. So over the weekend we could look for a decent placement for a hypothetical cabin.

Johnny: Sir are you trying to get proposed to?

Simon smiling: Not particularly but I wouldn’t mind.

dorkus99-com

Ghoap

Gaz holding up a piece of paper saying “I’m wearing a wire”: Hey ghost, nice weather aye? What’s your favorite thing about soap.

Ghost: That he’s my boyfriend.

Soap, outraged, appearing right behind Kyle: For fucks sake you can’t say ONE nice thing to me about me ?!

Ghost: I can but they ain’t meant for your ears.

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

keriarentikai

Heated Rivalry (TV) detailed timeline

So I'm maybe just a liiiiiiittle obsessive, and I wanted to work out the timeline of the show, and figured I'd share it with you all. I can't quite figure out how to format this for tumblr, so I'm going to just c&p images of the tables and then dump all of it in unformatted text I guess under a read more? Please let me know if you can think of a better way for me to do this (without retyping it all!) and please let me know if you see any errors to be corrected.

ETA: I'm sorry, I added some info to ep 6 after rewatching and somehow deleted the table for ep 5? But it's back now!

Bonus: season calendar pics that are not accurate (since the

Boston/Montreal games don't line up)

Metros: 2015-2016:

Boston 2016-2017:

Hopefully some folks will find this interesting and/or a good fic resource!

The episode timelines in unformatted text:

paranormalmoonlight5

@legendzjagz found a time table for us for when we watch the show. We need to pick a weekend. 😂

thehillywoodshow

We sense a change in our profile pic... 👀🌌 The galactic Parody is ONE month away.

▶️Official Trailer

mitrielle

Sun-annihilated kissed

#ghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghoap

fictionadventurer

One of my biggest literary pet peeves is when historical or history-inspired fiction pretends that "courting" is a synonym for "dating". Usually it's just a one-to-one word swap--in a modern context, these characters would be dating, but this is olden times, so they call it courting instead. Sometimes they'll pretend there's a shade of difference, and that courting is a more serious exploration of marriage or something. But I read a lot of fiction that was actually written during these historical eras, and the word "courting" is never used like that.

Two people do not decide that they are "courting". One person decides to "court" someone else. It's an action, not a stage in the relationship. A man decides to court a woman because he wants to encourage her to have romantic interest in him. He's trying to win her favor. It's not an exclusive relationship--a woman could be courted by multiple men at once. She'll spend time getting to know the guy who's interested in her, but they won't officially define their relationship as one where they only show romantic interest in each other. If they reach a point where they want it to be exclusive, that's when you propose.

There's no middle ground--either you're getting to know each other, or you're committed to marrying each other. This idea of a period where you kind of commit to each other until you decide you definitely want to get married is a modern one, and it occurs in eras where they use the word "dating" to describe it. The closest equivalent I can think of are times and places where they'd talk about a couple "stepping out together", but they're still not calling it "courting". Words have meaning, and the word "courting" has never meant that, so stop using it that way!

starfieldcanvas

the other mild historical disjoint i run into is when people talk about dating in the fifties like it automatically meant exclusivity. the whole reason we have the expression "going steady" is because the default was to or "go around with" or "go out with" multiple people. not in the sense of being in a stable polyamorous vee, but in the sense that archie is actively "seeing" both betty and veronica during the entire time the two girls are competing for his attention and they're both seeing other guys to make him jealous, and nobody involved considers this "cheating."

bizarrely, America has in many ways gotten more conservative about dating since World War II.

penrosesun

I ran into a truly wild cultural misunderstanding with my father some years ago, when I had to explain to him what “hookup culture” actually was, and that the thing he assumed it was was actually what we call “cruising culture”. His response was “how is that different from dating?” and when I explained how it was different, he said, and please note that this a direct quote: “That’s ridiculous! You can’t expect a woman to stop fooling around with other guys for anything less than a marriage proposal. I mean, she’s not a prostitute, you can’t buy her.” Now obviously there’s like… a lot to unpack there, but I think it’s pretty darn illustrative of a substantive cultural shift around the assumption of monogamy!

Also, following this, I asked my mom what her thoughts were on the matter, and she said that while she “wouldn’t put it in those terms” she broadly agreed, and thought that anyone expecting any sort of exclusivity when a marriage proposal wasn’t at least on the very immanent horizon was “nuts, honestly.” I hesitantly asked if she was including relationships with premarital sexual activity in that, and her response was “Of course. I mean, gosh, you know your Aunt Terri used to have a guy for every day of the week before she finally settled down.”

And this was when I learned, to my shock, that the oft-repeated story of how “Aunt Terri used to have a guy for every day of the week” didn’t just mean “Aunt Terri had a full dance card” but rather meant that Aunt Terri had a period of her life where she literally dated exactly seven guys at once, all of whom she was sleeping with (or, my mom was quick to disclaim, “well, fooling around with, I don’t know how far she actually went with any of them, but they were definitely all fooling around behind closed doors”), on a literal weekly rotation. Like, they had a schedule. A schedule that all seven of the guys knew.

America has gotten a lot more conservative about dating, actually.