Mechanical Girl @parasiticvitriol - Tumblr Blog

New pinned as my previous one wasn’t very good.

I am Para, Vitri, Vac, Prov, Paradee, PV, VP, Rose… I have many names. Pick your favourite. Or just refer to me as parasiticVitriol or vacuousProvidence, if it pleases you.

Pfp is made by @sylveoncafe

Behold, my Neocities.

I am a purveyor of fine goods (cat photos)

I am quite active particularly in the Homestuck, Deltarune, and Rain World fandoms.

You may occasionally find me posting psuedo-religious fanaticism about machines, ignore it if that makes you uncomfortable, or block the tag “ #machine worship “ and it should remove the posts.

I thoroughly enjoy cats, cephalopods, gastropods, and arthropods. My favourite animal is the cuttlefish.

I play D&D, Rimworld, Risk of Rain 2, Rain World, Warhammer 40k Space Marine II, Titanfall 2, Hello Charlotte, Project Zomboid, Don’t Starve Together, Hollow Knight, Hollow Knight: Silksong, Elden Ring, Bloodborne, and Armoured Core 6.

(Note: list is non-exhaustive, these are games I play actively and often, not games I am currently playing or have played before at the time of writing.)

I have run out of things to say. Go my kittycat.

#pinned post #about me #i am not sure what else to tag

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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kitsunesakii

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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#i'm the playstation in this scenario

sinni-ok-sessi

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

liebelesbe

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

liebelesbe

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

liebelesbe

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

dick-hardboiled

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

dick-hardboiled

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

goldensunset

#Emunene

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

lesspopped

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

theriverwater

And LISTEN, if you are hesitant. i know sunscreens can be pricey. and theres a lot of fearmongering around cheaper sunscreens. and i know they make your eyes sting. and i know it can feel gross is u have sensory issues. but please hear me out. invest in 1 big tube of cheaper sunscreen and 1 smaller tube of any 'new generation' sunscreen that won't sting (reddit is a great place to look for recs). both at least spf50 and pa+++. use the more expensive one for the UPPER PART OF YOUR FACE. and the cheaper one for the rest of your face and body. apply generously and reaply.

bossymarmalade

If your skin is darker and you're worried about the white pasty sheen that sunscreen can leave on your skin, stay away from the mineral ones and look for the ones that say "clear" or have good reviews from other poc! I use Neutrogena Invisible sunscreen on my face and Hawaiian Tropic on the rest of me, and it works for my sister too -- for visual clarification we span the following skin tones:

If you still find it looks a lil ashy on your face, mix in a dot of tinted moisturizer or foundation. You need barely any at all and you can use a BB cream or something else that's super light coverage if you don't care for makeup.