This is my Spazmatic Adventure into Fandom Unknown

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

[rocktheholygrail]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cyberinfection]

mfw poser “punks” gatekeep being alternative because you don’t agree with their politics 🥺

[pq4]

shut the fuck up i beg

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

EXACTLY!!!!

You can't be a conservative or right-wing punk. It's just not done.

[localtiktoks]

[p1nkgoth-deactivated20191206]

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

H: I prefer lovers, but she always had a way with words.

W: Shut up.

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

That last gif you used reminds me of how perfect the "murder husbands" AU tag in Ao3 truly is

I love that tag 🧡🔪

[trr3rr]

I remember learning about the concept of Perfect Love as a teenager and as it turns out, it’s not about being pure and good together, it’s about finding a partner that you can kill a child murdering rapist with before you both tumble into the sea. 

[he-s-dead-jim]

Su-Zakana

Some summary required

  We start with a nice chat between Will and Jack. Like the old friends they are.

  Crazy serial killers, by word of mouth, know that Will is back to work.

Today we have a strange combination of a killer who kills and a guy who takes the person killed and puts her in a horse.

    Will’s therapy is basically the two of them talking dirty to each other.

    The investigation takes Will and Jack to Peter Bernardone, the guy who sewed the girl in the horse but didn’t kill her.

Unfortunately a social worker is the killer and the man wants Peter to be framed for his crimes.

This rings a bell for Will who now goes straight to the rescue of poor Peter.

Will takes Hannibal with him because… Because yes, it makes perfect sense.

What happens after this is pure anarchy.

They find Peter sewing his social worker in a dead horse.

  Actual dialogue

  Will accompanies Peter out of the room while Hannibal enjoys the company of a grown-up lamb.

    The social worker is not dead.

No, he’s not.

I always ask myself how the fuck Peter managed to put a dead girl inside a horse… But an alive man? Ok, he was knocked out but…

I’m sure that Hannibal is jealous of Peter’s undoubted skills.

The social worker comes out of the horse.

  The social worker owes his life to the scene we all worship.

Let’s praise some more these two idiots.

  YES, Will! And you still don’t kiss. Is it fair to you?  

Sorry for the looooong post.

Blame Will, he doesn’t mind.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list

[tsuki-chibi]

YES.

[m86-deactivated20171116]

THATS 3 BITCH!!!!!!!

[juggalosmoker100-deactivated202]

hes the truck

[m86-deactivated20171116]

that explains it. im sorry for the inconvenience

[blackpyrefly]

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

[derekpoetssociety]

dex has had a crush on both jack and bitty and i don’t think we should blame him for that

[cryptix23]

OKAY SO I talked about this in a post the other day but I wanted to grab a screenshot for proof and because I can’t stop boggling over it

The article of Diego’s arrest reads:

Disturbed man with multiple knives arrested outside 1026 N. Beckley

Dallas police were alerted by a housekeeper, Mrs. Elena […] suspicious man of Hispanic descent loitering outside a […] Mr. L. H. Oswald, on North Beckley. Arresting officers […] around thirty years of age, delusional and in possession of [unintelligible] knives of […] lengths with which to prevent what he describes as the […] of President Kennedy. The suspect is being held at Holbrook […] for further observation.

Now the exact number of knives is blurred but THAT IS A THREE-DIGIT NUMBER, ONE THAT LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ‘304′ OR ‘364′

‘MULTIPLE KNIVES’ IS A LITTLE BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT GOOD LORD

I LOVE ONE (1) KNIFE-OBSESSED WEIRDO

[slayerdaily]

That’s Spike. He’s…it’s a really long story but he’s not bad anymore.

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[vicholas]

how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

[rubacava-deactivated20190627]

[drarry]

Okay Cannibalism aside

snooty, pampered man who wears designer clothes and attends the opera and hosts five-course dinners with those in the academic community who respect and envy him while he quotes Archaic Latin at them

falling for

outdoorsy, cabin-living fly fisherman who hasn’t combed his hair in probably five years, wears nothing but comfy sweaters and adopts stray dogs constantly until he has a pack of them following him at all times

is like the greatest dynamic

[hannihumor-blog]

you know its gonna be a great post

when it starts with

“cannibalism aside”

[i-homeostasis]

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

[i-homeostasis]

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

[schro-dingus-deactivated2023030]

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

#venus has a low render distance

[thecraftychemist]

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

[ultraviolet-divergence]

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

[dorkery]

[thesaltofcarthage]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

PHOTOS OF ACTUAL OTHER GODDAMN PLANETS

[incendiaglacies]

@agentmarymargaretskitz you’ll probably appreciate this as much as i do