*makes AUs i'll never touch again*

parker/micah | he/they mostly, but i use basically any except she/her | certified enbee | queer aroacespec demiboy :) | this is my writing sideblog, i wanted to post my writing on a separate blog from my main since that's a total mess | i write for many different fandoms | main blog is @fear-ze-queer | i’ll get around to making a masterpost of my blogs and stuff eventually

[parker-writes-things]

hey!! new pinned bc my old one wouldn’t let me edit for some reason

but hiya i’m parker!! i write for many different fandoms, including sanders sides, percy jackson, south park, mha, it 2017/2019, fnaf, pokémon, adventure time, and probably more which i’ll add as i remember :)

(note regarding sanders sides: while i used to be deep into the fandom, i'm not very into it anymore because of personal reasons. i might write for it occasionally, but i'm less likely to take requests for it.)

requests always open, just beware that i don’t always finish things, and i might not have enough motivation to do your request </3 writing is mostly just a pastime for me, and i don’t like pressure being put on me for something that’s just a hobby

my ao3!! (note that only users with accounts can view them because fuck AI <3)

ships in bold are the ones i’m best at or prefer doing; i won’t do anything that’s prosh*p because it makes me uncomfortable to write

sanders sides: i will write any ship platonically!! my only exceptions to romantic relationships are r//mr//m, moceit, royality, intruality, analogical, patton/remy, remus/remy, patmile, romile, lomile, janus/emile, remus/emile and maybe a few others that i’ll add as i remember (again). preferences toward prinxiety, logicality, demus and remile

percy jackson: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll write pernico, solangelo, valdangelo, stollace, and possibly a few more

south park: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll write style, creek, bunny, tyde, gregstophe, fike, and maybe more

mha: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll write tododeku, kiribaku, shinkami, dabihawks, natshig, tamirio, tokoyami/shouji, tokoyami/satou and probably more - may write bakudeku, seroroki or momojirou but only if i feel like it/have ideas for it

it 2017: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll write reddie, stenbrough, benverly, billverly, and possibly stozier if i feel like it

fnaf: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll only write the glamrock animatronics + sun/moon and djmm

pokemon: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll only write red/blue, gold/silver and ash/gary, i’m not back into the fandom enough to do other ships asklsdkskd

adventure time: any ship platonically; romantically i’ll write finn/flame princess or fionna/flame prince and bubbline or gumlee, maybe some side jake/rainicorn or cake/monochromicorn. high preference on gumlee bc i’m a gay guy and it’s more comfortable to me :)

there are probably some i’m missing that i’ll add as i go!! but this is all for now :) will add links to previous stories soon

tags:

for non-writing posts: #parker rambles

for my writing: #parker writes

i don’t tag reblogs just bc i’ve reblogged a lot of things, but if you need any triggers tagged lmk!!!

taglist so far: @psychedelicships (i think that’s who asked to be on the taglist???)

things i’ve written under the cut

“100 bad days” ficlet (sanders sides, patton angst)

“they’ll talk about us” (sanders sides, intrulogical/implied intruloceit)

“it looked alright in the pictures” (sanders sides, prinxiety)

“it’s like i want to be alone, but i want to be touched” (mha, kiribaku)

“please never fall in love again” (south park, style)

“ending.” (south park, bunny)

history of wrong guys (south park, creek)

stage directions (sanders sides, prinxiety)

[myriapoda-1306]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's in MY power to make that underrated thing a liiiittle less underrated by engaging with it!!

[darkstrange-son]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Virgil goes to Roman for everything.

Bad days. Good news. Panic spirals. Strange thoughts at two in the morning.

Roman is always there.

Unfortunately, Roman is also catastrophically oblivious.

It takes an innocent question about a couples’ trivia booth and the horrifying realization that everyone else thought they were already dating for Roman to start asking questions.

(Or: the one where Roman discovers he has apparently been in a relationship this entire time - and nobody thought to tell him.)

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[foone]

some of my OCs are trans but I don't know their deadnames. that's personal, they don't need to tell me that

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[wizardpotions]

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

[evilwriter37]

How does one do nothing? This is a genuine question. Very chronically ill autistic who wants to create all the time.

[the-bar-sinister]

I don't know what OP would suggest but here are some restful activities that I've been trying to force myself to do more of:

watch (or preferably rewatch) movies and tv shows that aren't emotionally challenging

read longform books/stories or nonfiction

play chill or simple video games

listen to music without doing anything else. Like put on a full album and just lay there and listen to it

meditate

take walks

take naps

[evilwriter37]

I could definitely give a lot of that a try! Thank you!

[the-bar-sinister]

I'm so glad. It's definitely a process for me, too. The brain's pressure to "create, create, create" and the way it equates 'chilling out' with 'losing' or 'wasting' time.

But I just have to keep reminding myself that resting is NOT a waste, it's nourishment and enrichment. I can't grow my creative crops if I don't nurture them with idleness.

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "I swear, sometimes it's like you're trying to piss me off."

Person B: "That's because I'm trying to piss you off most of the time."

Person A: "..."

Person B: "I'm actually quite offended you think it's only sometimes."

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[ms-demeanor]

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

[nekoqueenalice]

PSA: AO3 Bots Are Getting Worse (And Here's What You Need To Know)

Alright so if you're active on AO3, you've probably heard about the bot problem. It's been going on for years but it's gotten way worse lately, so here's a breakdown of what's happening and how to protect yourself.

What Are AO3 Bots?

Basically spam accounts that leave comments on fics. They're automated and they've been plaguing the site since like 2021, but they keep getting more sophisticated.

Types of Bots You Might See:

Praise Bots - These leave super generic compliments that could apply to literally any fic. Stuff like "This is pure genius, I'm in awe of your world-building" or "This deserves all recognition." The dead giveaway is when someone praises your "heartwarming" fic when everyone literally died and the earth shattered around them lmao.

Hateful/Cruel Bots - These are the really fucked up ones. They scrape REAL AO3 usernames and attach them to horrible, cruel comments. So innocent people get their names attached to hateful shit they never said. If you see a mean comment, check if the username is clickable - if it's not linked to an actual profile, it's a bot.

Kudos Bots - Some authors have woken up to like 30-60 fake kudos dumped on their fics all at once, with no corresponding increase in hit counts. This completely destroys the metric system especially in smaller fandoms.

AI Accusation Bots - These accuse authors of using ChatGPT or other AI tools, sometimes on fics that are literally older than the AI programs they're being accused of using. Some link to "AI detection tools" which are likely just trying to get you to feed more fics into AI training databases.

Misinformation Bots - A newer type that showed up in May 2025 claiming AO3 was removing works to "conserve server space" and telling authors to delete their own work or risk being banned. Complete bullshit - AO3 has never done this and never will.

Mary Sue Bots - Accuse your OCs of being Mary Sues, even when your fic only has canon characters and no self-inserts at all.

Art Commission Scam Bots - Leave praise then offer to make comic/art commissions of your fic. They get you off-site to Discord or Instagram, take your payment, then either send AI-generated garbage or ghost you completely.

How Do They Work?

The bots comment as unregistered guests and scrape real AO3 usernames to attach to their comments. The username shows up but isn't clickable and has no actual profile associated with it (unless you search for that name directly, which makes it look legit at first).

The newer ones are getting smarter too - they scrape your fic's tags and use them to make the generic praise seem more personalized. So if you tagged "angst" they'll specifically mention emotions and tension.

How To Spot Them:

Username isn't clickable/has no profile

Generic praise that could apply to any fic

Comments that make zero sense for what actually happened in your story

Multiple comments hitting your fics really fast (like 7 comments timestamped over 9 hours)

Sudden spike in kudos with no matching increase in hits

Anyone trying to get you off-site for commissions or services

The Emotional Impact:

This shit genuinely hurts authors. Some don't realize they're bots at first and think the hate comments or AI accusations are real criticism of their writing. There's also concerns from neurodivergent and ESL authors who worry their real comments will be mistaken for bots because their writing style might seem stilted.

And if your username gets stolen? You might have to track down authors and explain that hateful comment wasn't actually you.

What You Can Do:

As an author:

Delete bot comments as soon as you spot them

If it gets bad, lock your comments to registered users only (Settings → Privacy → "Only show your work to registered users")

Report the comments if you can

As a reader/commenter:

Don't panic if your username got stolen - reach out to the author and explain it wasn't you

Keep leaving real comments! Authors need to know there are real people who love their work

Maybe make your comments a bit more specific/personal so authors know you're real

Everyone:

Spread awareness so people know what to look for

Don't feed fics into "AI detection tools" that bots link to

Why Are They Doing This?

Honestly? Probably to keep AI brands in the "fandom news" cycle and create controversy. Some are straight-up scams. Either way, they suck.

Stay safe out there and keep supporting your favorite authors with real comments. We need that genuine engagement now more than ever. 💜

Tagging all my mutuals @ruinationz and @turbotasticnumberone and @cartoon-cat7241 and @cru5h-cascades and @seleyaaaa and @mono-squamblo and @strayfelinez and @strangelilangel and @yukihirop and @rivertheemoo and @meatmedallion and @drownedsilverforever and @senpaipaws and @cartoonlover999 and @byronicmoron and @resolutelymadvermin and @wanka-wanky and @looksmokin and @justwatchedsometv and @oakwoodvida and @human-n0-l0ng3r and @glooberousgoon and @goddess-of-lov3 and @lucifersdog-luci and @casethecreep and @aoihibiki247 and and @klyju and @fleshistic and @golshi-sweetheart and @femmesagemoon222 and @4ggravatez and @resonanthideoutruin and @saddmyths and @homestuckyaoi413 and @blueloky and @divine-vxnity and @ace-productions7 and @fiberopticemoweeb666 and @cryptedlullaby and @3veryth1ngstays and @blossomletters and @alpheiaa and @juniizhq and @sapphicavocado and @bloodybigirl and @yanderehiro and @dnplicoricenutttt and @russkiy-american-dreams and @2catnip4me and @miracle-winkel and @mickyx-x and @biblicallyunhingedtheo and @the-only-good-ai and @prettirei and @unhinged-pink-espresso and @patchofglass

[curiouspupsicle]

I'd also add, resist the AI bubble that companies are forcing on us. Don't use generative AI to make cute cat pictures. Actually click on a website written by humans, instead of relying on the AI summary at the top. Turn off AI features on apps you use. It's bigger than AO3. Tech companies are trying to convince us that we need shitty AI to do things it's not actually capable of doing. The AO3 scams are one part of an entire scammy infrastructure.

[promptcalender]

Witch x Confused but Supportive Partner

◎ “Baby, can your cauldron go in the dishwasher?”

◎ “Do you still have the charm I gave you?” “Of course I do. It's my keychain now.”

◎ (voicemail) “Hey honey, um, I heard the creaking again and lit the candle you said helps with protection? Do I also need to spray your moon water in the corners or is that fine? Love you, see you later!”

◎ “Hold on a second, how do I know you didn't hex me to fall in love with you?”

◎ “Is it just me or are you more passionate around full moon?” “Of course. I'm more in tune with the moon, baby.” “Mh. I wish it was full moon all month around.” “That would be incredibly bad for the magic cycles, I can't even begin to explain to you–” “I love you, my little magican nerd.” 

◎ “You don't need to charm me. I'm already yours.”

◎ “Did you just touch something on my altar?” “What, how did you know?” “I'm a witch, honey. I thought we've been over this.”

◎ “I'll be going into town today, do you need any herbs from the old lady under the bridge?”

◎ “You… labeled my jars?” “Yes… Is that okay? They just all look the same and it made me anxious. What if you're tired and make a mistake and suddenly you're offending some ancient deity? I don't have the time to deal with a demon haunting us right now!” “You are adorable.”

  [Prompt Calender: November 16th, The Night of Hekate]

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #657

Person A was too close. Way too close. And Headmate B was going to die.

'You're not going to die, Headmate B.'

'I am absolutely going to die, Headmate C,' Headmate B hissed back. Person A, who was sitting just a few inches from them, was glancing over at them every once in a while, and every time they nearly brushed against each other or made eye contact, Headmate B's heart nearly stopped. 'I can't take this. I'm not made for this.'

'Well...' Headmate C's tone was nothing but false compassion. 'If you're really that worked up about it, I suppose I could front for you.'

Immediately, Headmate B shoved them back from the front, ignoring the resulting squawk. 'No, back off! I can handle this.'

Person A met their eyes and grinned.

'I can't handle this.'

[plaingreekyogurt]

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

[alternateuniverseotp]

AU #115

Person A is the new personal painter for the royal family, and has been tasked with painting a portrait for the Kings child, Person B. B is infamous for being uncooperative during sessions, often ruining careers and driving people mad. A is aware of their reputation and dreading their upcoming appointment. However, when that day finally arrives, B is absolutely obedient, shocking both their father and A.

[alternateuniverseotp]

AU #210

Person A and Person B are both next in line for the thrones of two separate kingdoms. Their kingdoms have been allied since before they were born, but mutual hatred for each other threatens to reverse centuries of peace once they’re crowned. When the two first met they had an instant unexplainable distaste for one another, and despite the distance they’ve manage to continuously fuel that hatred via hundreds of letters. With their coronations mere weeks away and fear of a war over petty disputes, the next time A sends off a letter, the messenger replaces it with a love note.

[exhuastedpigeon]

You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

[writing-challenges-and-prompts]

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“You abducted the wrong person.”

“No way—I got him, I—“

“You were supposed to abduct the mafia boss, not his useless drunk of a half-brother.”

“…Are you sure he’s not—“

“Get your shit together! And get this… get this waste of oxygen out of my office. He’s stinking up the place,”

“What do you want me to do with him?”

“Throw him in the drunk tank until I figure out how to fix this mess. And send [——] in to clean up everything in here he’s touched. Also, have the trunk of the car you brought him in fumigated, foam cleaned and reupholstered, immediately.”