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feliz navidying

[faithdeans]

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who sees a banana peel and says “my ride is here” and then slips away on it

[doggirlhen]

updated for our modern times

[catchymemes]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you will find those people who never make you feel like you’re the only one who cares. they will make it known you are loved.

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[autisticexpression]

I learn so much on this website

[ajhdklfsajklgfeasdfkjhlasdfdgf]

You’ve heard of a ball bearing, now get ready for…

A BEAR BALLING

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek 2 (2004) trivia 

[tchaikovskaya]

[ironbloodaika]

Best in the series.

[cinturongazo]

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[iwasrightaboutthesun]

Modern day Medusa

[catchymemes]

[marisatomay]

happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[bogleech]

If you reply to this like "duhhh but it's cold here" you're an asshole. Most of our October was up to TWICE warmer than normal and absolutely bone dry when our cool weather and non stop rain is supposed to start in *September.* That period is when our amphibians travel before it gets too cold, when many of our plants are supposed to die back while others surge, when we're meant to have two months of a mushrooms everywhere before frosts that may be coming in only days now. Our wildlife lost an entire season it was adapted to since the ice age.

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[konoko]

[toastbutteregg]

[thememedaddy]