Here Come The Rocks

Fuck.

[beardedmrbean]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao

[hazelnut]

My Noelle cosplay at MAGFest!!

I knit this vest in two weeks (procrastination)

[vexwerewolf]

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

[mirischia]

[despazito]

[frightnnight]

Toriel let him out of the basement

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[killxbunnyyy]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[depsidase]

[c3rvida3]

*fumbling with the buttons of my tape recorder in trembling hands* If party rock is in the house tonight, give me a sign...

[thepersonalquotes]

i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[washmysoul]