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Lizzy | ISFP | California I am in many fandoms which you can find in the tags list. Don't be afraid to send me an ask or anything! Also if you ever need me to tag something that is triggering to you feel free to tell me!

[parakeet]

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

[parakeet]

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[bravo-zulu-blog1]

I’m glad people can re discover this

[brunhiddensmusings]

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

[cikero]

all of science fiction: human beings will resent A.I and robots and will never trust them

real human beings: I had to apologize to my roomba for stepping on him today I felt so bad he cleaned my whole house and I just stomped on him

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

Scifi 2019: Elite police officers are trained to hunt down robots that are forbidden from returning to Earth. They call it “retirement” as a euphemism.

Real 2019: The entire internet mourns a beloved Mars rover that gave a haunting final message as its 15 year life came to an end.

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[roadrunner-moved]

updated version

[unlimited-memes]

Completely new meme format, invest!

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[thoodleoo]

people who say that kids aren’t funny are so, so wrong. like a while back i taught my students about the emperor augustus and, when i talked about his death, one of them said ‘can we get an f in the fortnite lobby’

[urfavstansvriska]

vladimir lenin from voltron: legendary defender stans vriska!

[cetitanhasmoved]

as a normal person this is fucking incomprehensible

[cykelops]

pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

[195195119511951-deactivated2021]

I tried to watch the Ted Bundy Tapes because my friend was telling me how good it is, but I’m just so over how these stories are framed, its all the same.. it’s like this man is an evil genius! lets explore! but really its just some dude who hates women.. like congratulations it doesnt take a genius to exploit the way women are conditioned to be respectful to men no matter what the situation and then bash them in the head with a 2x4. just because some man butchers women in inventive ways before he gets caught by police does not make him a genius? And everyone is like he doesn’t seem the type! have you ever even spoken to a woman whose suffered violence at the hands of a man… he seems like exactly the type. it’s also shocking that the fact that he wasn’t caught right away is seen as proof of his genius and not the ineptitude of the criminal justice system. There could be a conversation about cultural forces and who get the privilege of the presumption of innocence… or who is allowed to be seen as an evil genius and not representative of their entire demographic.. but this isn’t conversation that is happening. is there anything more trite and boring than some man with a narcissism complex who hates women. when will we as a culture see this as a weakness and not some twisted genius. 

[allow-me-to-speak]

AU where everything is the same but Scar wears Adidas sweatpants

[ororosmunroe]

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

[saviourfinn]

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

[muchymozzarella]

Today my friend told me the whole ass truth in saying “Miles Morales did not need another father figure but Peter B Parker needed a son figure” 

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[nikoni]

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[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise