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[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[taxfraudlover3000-blog]

yes

[spectralheartt-deactivated20181]

SHOOT I LIKED THE POST BEFORE I FINISHED READING IT

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

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[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Had this one years ago. I’m lying in bed, staring at a digital alarm clock on my nightstand (note: I own neither of these things in real life). The clock reads 12:59. I keep staring at it for a very long moment before it switches to 12:60. There’s a scare chord and I wake up.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay, we need more gay/bi/pan/ace characters in the media we’ve all established that. It’s incredibly important. But I personally think we need a little more diversity in straight couples and mlw couples in general as well as queer couples and poly groups so can I please get:

A tomboy whose “makeover” consists of getting a tux and gel in her hair and goes to prom with her boyfriend in matching tuxes.

Interracial couples that don’t have a white person involved

The girl being taller than the guy and it not being played for comedy.

A double wedding with a straight couple and a gay couple

A best friend hanging out with a straight couple without being considered a “third wheel” or being part of a love triangle

A guy teaching his girlfriend how to use eyeliner. And let him like makeup without any jokes being made about his sexuality or masculinity

A couple where one of them is transgender and it’s just a fact that nobody makes a big deal out of

Both the bride and groom wearing dresses at the wedding.

An established straight couple that’s been together for some time just being a couple. No cheating. No drama. They communicate well and the story doesn’t take a detour for the relationship.

A person whose last relationship was with someone of the same sex and they’re the crazy ex and spying on the new partner that’s of the opposite sex or even have it be the other way around and nothing is brought up about the genders. It’s just normal jealousy tropes.

A non binary person that identifies as straight because that’s what they feel fits them best.

A straight couple where at least one of them is asexual.

A boy getting a makeover montage before he goes out on a fancy date.

Guys squealing and getting excited rather than acting all tough and manly when their buddy gets asked out by the prettiest girl in school.

A straight or bi person deciding that yeah they feel attraction, but relationships? Romance? Sex? Not for them.

And there’s a lot more I could think of. We don’t just need normal straight couples of the same ethnicity where the woman is one head shorter than the man and stupid cheating tropes and tomboys being turned into girly girls. There’s a world of possibilities out there and ways to show straight people how they can casually be friends with and in relationships with queer people too. I dunno. I just never see this particular thing being addressed.

[wet-paiint]

give us straight people not Straight People™

[formulas-fatal-to-your-mom]

me: Ah. Home alone. Some peace and quiet.

me: *blares death metal*

[cosmothespacewolf]

Lance: Remember me? Lance and Keith, neck and neck?

Keith, going into gay panic:

[iguanamouth]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

[likealittleraccoonthing]

also let trans women be as masculine or feminine as they want

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

reblog this version too cowards.

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Deadpool had asked for Ajax instead of Francis, he would have found his man sooner.

[xraventhegreatx]

[ghostly-peanut-butter-deactivat]

Mii : I’ll give you a ruby pendant if you go out with me

-silence-

Vinesauce : C’mon say yes

mii off screen : Wait

vinesauce: wait??

-door slams and zooms in on different mii-

Vinesauce : jeSUS????

[dailylotorroast]

Lotor’s a fucking toss boy. He gets yeeted so fucking much. Have you seen him bounce? Someone fucking spikes him and he just sproings off the fucking ground like his armor is made of rubber.

Fuck, his armor probably is made of rubber just simply because he gets thrown around so much he figured it’d be best if he just bounces whenever it happens.

[superheroladies]

The fact that you are literally not exaggerating in the slightest 

[blepit-nya]

It’s true.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[starwarsgraphictee]

Ben Wyatt got balls

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds

[analaskanbullworm]

What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh that’s fine then

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

Good luck cauterizing an internal arterial hemorrhage.

[gorps]

Discourse in the stab wound fandom

[5bi5]

Hopefully nobody gets stabbed

[berleezysbonnett]

No swearING ON MY, CHRISTIAN SERVER

[surprisebitch]

wholesome