The Pasta Succubus

I got the Skyrim Autism. And spaghetti. I'm currently considering artists for Siegfried, cuz I luv her.

[nighting-crow]

I can't find the og post but you guys know that one post from 2015 where someone's therapist has sent a joint email explaining her breakup and how her ex was holding her stuff hostage to a group of her clients, who were all physically strong in some way (body builder, 3 college linemen, some other people) so they all went to the house and one of them (who was a Navy Seal) started climbing a pole or something and the boyfriend gave in and let them in to take what they came for (they didn't know what stuff belonged to their therapist)??

Yeah, that post.

Am I too deep into the modded follower rabbit hole or does anyone else see that as the modded followers when Bishop?

[pastasuccubus]

Hol' up

I think you're cookin'

Keep it up

[paxonwings]

Never mind romance we all know what neb fans really want

Reluctant hug …

And the ability to beat the shit out of him.

[pastasuccubus]

AND launch him into the sun.

[pastasuccubus]

I feel so bad for my fiance sometimes. So I'm in my mid 20's, but I'm frequently mistaken for a teenager by strangers.

I usually get treated like my ID is possibly fake or whatever, but today it nearly got my fiance into trouble. I gave the love of my life a little smooch while we were at the grocery store. I was being difficult in general because I love getting a rise out of him, so I gave him a little peck to express that I love him, I just also love giving him a hard time.

Some older lady saw, ig. Then a while later when my fiance ran to get something from a previous aisle she approached me to express her concerns.

She was convinced my fiance was an older man preying on a 16-17 year old. I set her right 💢. She was so self righteous in how she tried to scold me and how she tried to drag my partner's character through the mud, that I got loud after trying to first calmly explain that I'm an adult.

Some people...

[pastasuccubus]

Our Kenku warlock kick flipped a horse.

[sweetroll-muncher]

This is me probably reading into this line too much, but when Nebarra starts off “Did I ever tell you of the time…” about the scorpion prank makes me think that he really is sharing tales from his past in conversation with the Dragonborn. Maybe even frequently because a lot of his idle lines are reminiscing about the past, but more often than not thinking back with a somber tone too. His ass is over-sharing before he can even stop it. You can’t convince me that he’s not bonding with the dragonborn, and they’ve become his friend whether he likes it or not. I believe they could be close friends if he just finally admitted it and fully opened up to them

[pastasuccubus]

I've come to realize that Nebarra is exactly like the cat that is too prideful to accept companionship, but really craves it and seeks it out on his own terms. Don't touch him, look at him, or even breathe in his direction, but listen to his tales of woe.

Had a cat exactly like this once lol

[pastasuccubus]

I love eating hot chilis so much, but I don't like the part where they make my eyes water up and nose run.

They're so fucking tasty

[pastasuccubus]

Are snuggie blankets (the blanket with sleeves) just a wizard's ass-less chaps?

Yes

Yeah, but why did you think of this?

No

No, they're actually [comment your thoughts]

Yeah, well actually [also comment your thoughts]

Voting ended onAug 5, 2025

[pastasuccubus]

I hope that everyone who voted on this knows that I used this to settle a debate with my fiance lmao

In other news, he bought himself a wizard hat

[pastasuccubus]

100% humidity in a marsh

[this-should-do]

dont worry guys, itll happen eventually,,, probably,, maybe,,,

[pastasuccubus]

I love the idea that they put all that together to show that they still love OC, but came to the wrong assumption lol

[pastasuccubus]

I wanted to get my cats the dietary benefits of fish, but they hate fish. We tried multiple brands of wet and dry cat food that had fish in it, and they eat their fill, but they're never excited about fish day. They even flick their paws at human quality fish fillets.

I've taken to getting one can of fish wet food for my cats every few weeks, breaking it up into 6 portions, and incorporating it into their rotation twice a week. They tolerate it.

My one cat goes absolutely crazy for good food (pork and beef) and the other enjoys it too (but prefers chicken and turkey), so I am wondering if anyone has some ideas for fish that my girls will enjoy.

[pastasuccubus]

Considering that Val had his ship for about 20 years and he was in his teens when he took it over, does that mean that he's pushing 40?

I could see LDB teasing him for getting old

*gasps* They would be that couple or friends that teases the other for getting old

[pastasuccubus]

I love when doctors give me a new medical device I've never used before and expect me to figure it out.

"The people at the store can answer your questions better when they get you fitted."

These questions fall under medical advice, doc. They can't do that.

[pastasuccubus]

Are snuggie blankets (the blanket with sleeves) just a wizard's ass-less chaps?

Yes

Yeah, but why did you think of this?

No

No, they're actually [comment your thoughts]

Yeah, well actually [also comment your thoughts]

Voting ended onAug 5, 2025

[pastasuccubus]

I was just at the drug store trying to pick up something for my fiance, but the universe said "and fuck that guy in particular" and their system went offline when I went to checkout

[runesea]

He meant to do that.

[pastasuccubus]

That 30 year old man tried to ninja roll, but got hit with a dizzy spell halfway through and missed.

[zahramanifests]

[pastasuccubus]

They can't get people to come buy their clothes by being nice, so instead they bully people into doing it

[pebbleofc]

I need someone with Skyrim modding capabilities to use their genius skills and make a player home for all the custom voiced followers we know and love. It would be fuckin huge to fit everyone - actually, it might end up being a small village instead of a single house. But can you imagine? A room for everyone decorated based on their individual personalities.

Sorry, my lifelong Dragon Age obsession is showing. I'm in love with the idea of the Dragonborn having a small fucking fortress full of all their friends.

And in this place, I'm picturing just random trinkets and items and notes and books and stuff left in different places by different followers. Everyone's personalities leak out all over the place. Maximum found family goals. Like the LotD museum but tailored around all the LDB's friends and the adventures they go on.

All the artifacts the LDB picks up aren't kept in some secret vault or hidden armory. They're divided amongst the gaggle of nerds following them around.

All those Dwemer artifacts? In Remiel's or Lucien's room. Everything you pick up from the Bard's College mysteriously makes its way to Taliesin's room eventually. Every time you walk near Gore's room, there's a new dog playing with Meeko - or maybe something he picked up from their stint with the Vigilants is sitting around. Not that anyone in the group is eager to relive the Vigilants era. Inigo got his hands on something incredibly dangerous and probably stuck it in a basket in the corner of his room. All the cool alchemical stuff is somewhere around Xelzaz's room. Auri's is a wonderland of Bosmer culture.

The only things locked away in a vault are the Daedric artifacts because no one is fucking with those.

I need this in my life. Omg pls. I know absolutely nothing about modding, and I'm certain I would break everything if I ever tried. But this needs to happen.

Any ideas on what funky doodads and ancient dangerous artifacts would end up in whose room? Share your ideas and expand on this, please. I wanna know

[pastasuccubus]

I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS SORT OF THING FOR YEARS

It could even be done as a Fort Greymoor overhaul, since I think that is best centralized location for it

Or a pocket dimension or teleportation travel in the late game

And while it might not be anyone's forever home, it can be their home away from home, anytime. Especially as the Dragongang gets older and they achieve what they want in life (Inigo buying a home in the Rift and having a small family, Lucien's scholarship taking him places, etc.)

I want the Dragongang getting old and grey, still sending each other letters and making fair weather trips to their fortress, sometimes with their friends or families.

I like to imagine that Xelzaz often gets too lazy to leave a ruin in Morrowind on foot, so he just teleports himself to the fort and hangs out for a bit, catches up with the LDB and any friends that are visiting.

Nebarra shows up and pretends that he didn't miss the LDB and other friends like "what up, BITCHES!" Y'know, like the irresponsible, drunk uncle that still cares lol