Last night I dreamed that I was trying to get my phone to give me directions and struggling tremendously because it kept autocorrecting the name of the destination to "lizardman". It was always able to provide valid directions to "lizardman".
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Last night I dreamed that I was trying to get my phone to give me directions and struggling tremendously because it kept autocorrecting the name of the destination to "lizardman". It was always able to provide valid directions to "lizardman".
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Lazy doodle of the guy who is living in my head since Sunday
Monster-kinktober 10. Clothed sex / cold + Scaly
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Bus stop
Lizardman x fem!reader || teasing, (light) dirty talk, grinding, public sex (not caught)
Getting out of the house is all fun and giggles until you have a couple of drinks and have to grab a bus to get back home. Your beautiful little black dress is not so pretty now that your ass is cold and your skin is covered in goosebumps. You keep looking over your lizardman boyfriend who looks completely relaxed as he chills next to you, not bothered by the cold at all.
“I’m so cold, where the fuck is this bus?” You complain again.
“It will be here in about fifteen minutes, like I told you thirty seconds ago,” your lizard boyfriend repeats, looking at you fondly. You pout in his direction, and he chuckles. “Come here, I’ll warm you up.” He pats his lap and you arch an eyebrow.
“You are cold-blooded, you can’t warm me up,” you tell him but move to sit on his lap either way, facing him. At least you can snuggle with him and get some coziness to make you feel better. His arms come to embrace you instantly, making you feel a bit better.
“It’s not that cold- Ouch!” He complains with a chuckle when you bite him playfully on the arm. “I can get you hot if I want,” the innuendo in his voice is clear.
“Don’t joke, I’m freezing.” You hide your face in his neck, kissing his scales softly as he rubs your back slowly with his too cold hands.
Dungeon denizens -- ghoul, lizard man, neo-otyugh (Erol Otus, Jim Roslof, and unsigned/cropped art from AD&D Monster Cards Set 1, TSR, 1982)
Keith Parkinson
Fellowship traveler