maikomenagerie

stuff

[linafication]

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

[paper-ink-and-sorrow]

th- there are what

[linafication]

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

[foldingfittedsheets]

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

All of you are bad people, and should be very proud.

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[tulipsofthemorning]

i look forward to these witching hours.

[minimalistsource]

HOCUS POCUS (1993) Dir: Kenny Ortega

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chubbie-bunnie-96]

[depsidase]

[normal-horoscopes]

My roommates boyfriend is a cis male business student who is still figuring out the whole "having a trans partner" thing. He struggles with the whole they/them thing but we don't really mind because the boy is clearly trying is heart out, and we all appreciate that.

He recently told me that he puts "nonbinary" on his insurance forms because, and I quote "they give you a lower premium if you're not a man."

[normal-horoscopes]

He thought it was funny in a "I found a fun insurance loophole that I shall share with these be-prononed folks!" Kinda way.

I was losing my shit because this cis man is literally Transgender for insurance reasons.

[normal-horoscopes]

Also I have absolutely zero idea if being nonbinary actually gets you lower premiums but he told me that was true and thats funny enough for me.

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

[bigmammallama5]

this is the worst thing ive ever made i hope youre happy

[great-tweets]

there's nothing to explain, "vermillion" absolutely is a green word

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

verde in spanish, italian, portuguese and romanian means green. vert in french means green. verdant means green. viridescent means green. it tracks that vermillion would mean green, and that it doesn’t just proves that english is a ridiculous language with absurd rules.

[marlinspirkhall]

'Viridian' is also green & viridian and vermilion sound very similar. So you can understand the kind of stress I'm under.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

I find this opposite to be true of chartreuse. It should be red. It is green. I have no basis for this.

[lynati]

...Chartreuse starts with the same sound as Charcuterie, and they share a later t and a r sound as well, and charcuterie boards are mostly meat, and meat is red.

[pendragyn]

motion to exchange the color values of chartreuse and vermillion so they are more intuitive, all in favor?

Aye!

[officialfist]

Okay but these fucking dudes are trying hard to reach an audience and I respect the fuck out of them for it. 12/10 sanitation department of New York City.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I was prepared to cringe but I think this was good

[officialmacgyver3-deactivated20]

These guys at NYC Sanitation are paid 150k a year and retire on 125k a year pensions til they die......

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

And they should. God bless them

[metalcatholic-two]

Salary of public sanitation workers should be more than the salary of any politician

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

They don’t get those figures until they old af and in certain positions but also like bruh of any job to pay peolle nsane mkney this is a flex

[oatmealcoloured]

Sanitation is one of the most dangerous jobs out there, and one of the core reasons we have eliminated or diminished many illnesses. Sanitation workers deserve their weight in gold.

[definite-human]

Doctors cure individuals of diseases

Sanitation workers protect *entire cities* from diseases

If you genuinely believe that sanitation workers don't deserve to be well paid, you might need to take a good hard look at your internalized classism

[wanderingwriter87]

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[comradekatara]

katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

[salix03]

incredibly in-character

[mioxenoblade]

May you be blessed with hardcore gay sex thatd give a conservative a deadly heart attack this pride

[catherine-of-aragorn]

I’m asexual, can I be blessed with a buttload (approximately 126 gallons or 834 pounds) of garlic bread instead?

[mioxenoblade]

Ya know what? Absolutely.

[teratomarty]

Reblog to bless your followers with freaky sex and/or garlic bread.

[memewhore]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, “…hey you know what would be funny?” and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

[periodedits]

EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY (1998) dir. Andy Tennant