Siren in disguise

(He/Him) - Matthieu- Goldblum, Krueger,

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[q-lyme]

🔪 with this knife i shall cut whoever tries to disrespect aziraphales soft chub lumps

(I misspelled angel, sorry for my dumbass dyslexic self)

[kirschetalia]

denmark cries every day because good god, he's got TWO (count em!) BOYFRIENDS

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

I made a birthday card for our graphic designer at work and I'm so proud of it, its the ugliest and worst designed thing ever and its beautiful

[superbova1995]

And you're just not gonna show it?

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

Oh yeah here u go lol

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Terry wrote to me and he said  ”You have to do this ”- he began this email, I went back and looked at it the other day -  ”I know how busy you are, but you are the only person who has the same understanding of and passion for the old girl that I do, so you got to do it ‘cause I want to see it.” And I said yes. And very shortly after, Terry died. So now he couldn’t see it.

So I had to make the thing that he wanted, which meant it became kind of a mad passion project. The things that if it was a me-project I would’ve given away on, things I wouldn’t have held the line on like some kind of a mad-eyed prophet.

Suddenly I’m going ”No, you cannot take this out. This is going to be in there. Because Terry wrote that scene and he would have wanted to see it, so it’s in there.” And they’re like ”Oh, but do you know how much money we could save if you don’t actually see Agnes Nutter being blown up and arrested and dragged to the stake, we got this idea,” said an early bunch of producers who later left, ”that we could have woodcuts and the narrator explaining what happened. Isn’t that just as good?”

And I sort of mentally run that by the ghostly Terry Pratchett in the back of my head, it’s like: ”Terry, is that just as good?” And he’s like: ”Fuck ‘em.”

[sistertaxon]

tried my hand at improving conservative memes

[chromaticabrasions]

What does sublime mean

[30spiders]

Amazing, perfect

[chromaticabrasions]

Just like you

[30spiders]

I just walked straight into that didn't I

[chromaticabrasions]

Yes you did you amazingly perfect person

[ozcarma]

I only have three modes

1. I feel EVERYTHING

2. I feel nothing

3. Anger is the only emotion I’ve ever known

[weirdtrek]

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[incorrectedda]

Human: Are you a boy or a girl?

Loki: Not to my knowledge.

[thacmis]

For twitter prompt from @pippitypopadoo​: “May I propose noodl snek scarf crowley"

instagram / twitter / patreon

[damnthesegames]

The only problem with building a home in the desert is how often Enderman try to aggressively offer you sand. 

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

He’s nervous

[howtomusicmajor]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[tictactate]

Ross is a big mood

[howtomusicmajor]

Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).

[bumbblebeeeeee-deactivated20210]

OMG

[distortionsprite]

A happy ending

[leafu]

soft..

[samaraclegane]

people always talk about how crowley has been walking like a slut for millennia, which is valid and we love him for it

but no one is out here talking about how aziraphale has been giving that LOOK for thousands of years??

look at my boy being in love. this is the best thing about this overall amazing show. michael sheen,,, david tennant,,,, amen

[superdogbiter]

If Aziraphale and Crowley raised Adam

Crowley bursting into the room:”It’s missing”

Aziraphale turned away:”Whats missing?”

Crowley:”T-the thing”

Aziraphale turning with baby Adam in his arms:”What thing”

Crowley relaxing:”Oh you have it”

Aziraphale:”Wh-”

Aziraphale:”YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?”

[sau-art]

oh they’re so adorable,i love this show.