[mistahgrundy]

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[huffylemon]

i know someone allergic to the epi pen. she has to use a second, different epi pen to stop that reaction

[sailor-arashi]

Pretty sure if you were allergic to an Epi Pen you’d have just died soon after being born, if not sooner. It’s just an adrenaline injector.

[huffylemon]

[sausagepartyofficial]

hello, did Eric Andre actually give out your real (I'm guessing by now you've changed it) cell number on his show?

Yeah man fuck that dude

[queenwhiskey]

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[helene-of-spain]

So I found this on Twitter

Perfection.

[senor-sama]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Girls will be girls.

[oyeedraw]

This radiates such chaotic energies.

[voidsentprinces]

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

[justlookatthosesausages]

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

[woolay-archives-blog]

I feel uneasy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

[klapollo]

is that wrinkly kong

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

[woolay-archives-blog]

forget what you saw

[pointnclick]

men will watch war movies. and for what? just say you wanna watch a gay romance and go

[pulling-aggro]

“brothers in arms” yeah, big strong arms that you wanna be held in

[pointnclick]

“saving private ryan.” why do you wanna save another man so bad?

[queerdungeons]

we’re working on something

[queerdungeons]

Just want you guys to know the beloved Veggiefacts twitter stole this and reposted it. But you must always remember where it came from.

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peujeune]

Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch?

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peejeune]

oh sorry didn’t hear you. yeah no we’re done

[harryshouse]

HARRY STYLES | GOLDEN (2020)

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

I’m a fish and he’s about to rip me out of the water

[notkatniss]

fuck

[notkatniss]

Obsessed with knowing what hozier is listening to. He’s in a mood rn

[honey--tongue]

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[thenextweb]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

take a fucking microchip babes

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[meckamecha]

The fuck’s all this bougie shit about? Who the fuck has money for metal weapons in this economy?

[nico-robin-official]

elitist jackass talking abt ‘crafted weapons’ just pick up a rock you fucking snob