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truly the biggest literature/film red flag take is not liking frodo from lotr

#he is THE hero and the only character to ever character actually #I love and cherish him dearly and any slander will not be tolerated #@ my Frodo hating brother #frodo baggins #LOTR

windwenn

Guy who is quite frankly too short for all of this

#frodo baggins #lotr

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

#I watched the matrix for the first time last year… nobody told me it was so good #(everybody told me)#‘dodge this’ 😦#my brain chemistry changed

dragon-n3rd

soft launching the possibility of a hobbit into the woods au that i want to work on sometime

#two of my favorite things atm loooooove this #the hobbit

hammerbacks

sir, that's my emotional support (film) character: james bond (the living daylights & licence to kill)

"sorry, old man. section 26, paragraph 5. need-to-know. i'm sure you understand."

#my favorite bond <3 #mr throuple himself #he only got two movies bc they knew he’d be too powerful with a full run #james bond

attorneytrash

due to my posts about Q being down so bad it's embarrassing it may seem like i'm bullying him specifically so let me just set the record straight. james bond is a man so historically lovesick that it's in his dossier under weaknesses. james bond has almost died by Girl Pretty more times than he has almost died by bullets. this man will have a crush for three entire seconds and now it's the whole world's problem. what do you think is going to happen the SECOND he's like hmm our quartermaster is looking more kissable than usual today? revoke his security clearance and lock him in the glass double-oh time-out box he is a danger to himself and others

#Craig bond is a lover boy trapped in a secret agents body #he belongs in horny jail permanently #00q #james bond

illmadekn1ght

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

#watched ‘I saw the tv glow’ for the first time #genuinely devastating #I cried on and off the whole movie and sobbed for a solid 5 minutes after #theres still time #there’s always still time #teared up just typing that this movie broke something in me #(in a good fantastic big emotions kinda way)

pseudophan

#what if I died #what if this killed me

moth-sapphic

listen as much as I like Dis being depicted as The Perfect Mother I also think we need to switch it up every now and then and give Fili mummy issues because Dis clearly has a favourite and it's not you blondie

#I have so so so many thoughts about Dis being a strong but very complex character!!!!#she went through just as much as Thorin with losing their family and their home and I think it be so interesting to explore how she coped #especially in comparison to Thorin #and I imagine she has a softer spot for Kili since she and him are both the non-heir second children and she’d sympathize with him more #plus Fili (presumably) looks more like their dead dad which I’m sure wasn’t easy to cope with for her #the hobbit

pearl-in-vinegar-does-art

happy pride month yall

#the hobbit #barduil #Plss lmao

bansheewanshee

I remember when I joined the cherik community when I was 15 (back in COUGH 2013 COUGH) I was one of the youngsters and now I’m 28 and yall are like 19 and all the original elders are gone and I realise it is up to me to pass on the scripture that was written:

- The Mutant Roadtrip in XMFC was GAY

- Charles can’t cook, Erik could have been a chef in another life

- Charles was a party girl (gnc), Erik should threaten to bring up that thing he did in that club in NYC at every opportunity

- Darling and Liebling

- Yes, post Genosha they lived their old man yaoi life in a shack on the beach

- ‘Erik, no!’ ‘Erik, yes!’

- Charles Xavier will ALWAYS say the worst possible thing possible during a Magneto crash out

- Krakoa was an excuse for them to be openly married and wearing matching outfits, and that was literally it

- Charles is stupid and mind merged them - congrats they can always feel each other in each other’s minds. Don’t tell Jean, she’ll be livid

#‘Erik no!’ ‘Erik yes!’ gave me war flashbacks omg #cherik #the idea that the people aren’t seeing ‘Charles has a PhD in adorable’ on their cherik fics #also Erik is the biggest mamma’s boy ever we love Edie now and forever #I say this all the time but the reason I made an ao3 account was to bookmark a cherik fic like they are the ship of all time for me

slicklike007

Begotten Son

#hmmmmmmm yes #i love this #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit

belalubroski

Reshirememt au where Bilbo is like "it's okay bby we don't gotta worry about fuck all out here, you can finally lay your burdens down and relax" and thorin is like "ah yes,, at last"

Ten minutes later stands up "I have finished 'relaxing'. Shall I build you another smial as an act of repentance and devotion as I try to prove myself worthy of you"

Bilbo then has to devote himself to teaching thorin what, exactly, relax means

#this is the kind of reshirement I like to see #bilbo showing Thorin how to garden and the quiet contentment of a pipe in the front garden #and the pleasure of inane gossip with your neighbors over tea and comforting small cousins over meaningless mistakes #and Thorin who has only ever had world ending worries on his shoulder slowly but surely unwinds over the years #and grows so incredibly calm and spends his days crafting and woodworking with his little glasses on and drinking tea with his husband #Thorin who slowly grows accustomed to a slower pace of life #even funnier when you remember bilbo just gets crazier with age #Thorin smoking his pipe at dusk: I have never been more at peace in my life #Bilbo: hey so I was thinking at my birthday party this year I’m just gonna fucking disappear and freak everybody out #Thorin: that’s nice honey tell me if you need a distraction😌#bagginshield #the hobbit

insomniac-ink

First pride with Phan being real btw

#if you even care #their first pride out… fully together…. for the world to to to #I can’t even type it without crying #dan and phil #dnp #phan

tosquinha

smol people only

tosquinha

loyalty, honor, a short stature

#pls 😭😭😭#the hobbit

gatesofminrathous

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

#I’ve never been concise about anything in my life and it’s a skill I envy in the depths of my soul #writing

kroger-official

#*slaps roof of car*#these bad boys can fit so much projected autism into them #my favorite type of character #stede bonnet #aziraphale #bilbo baggins

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