Spend less time trying to make yourself interesting and more time trying to make yourself happy, and I think you'll find that you're truly and deeply one of the weirdest fucking creatures alive (as is everybody else).
Like, once you stop trying to amplify the "bizarre but marketable" aspects of yourself and realllllllly get in there and find what makes you you, then and only then can you really begin to freak out your parents big-time.
















