bweh

disabled sisterkisser; above 18; freaks i; tma;

[revelware]

If I see one more person who is into butchfemme call tma/tme a regressive binary I'm going to start welding your carabiners shut

[revelware]

treating 20th century american lesbian bar culture as a universal queer experience and pillar of our culture while simultaneously discounting contemporary theory of gender dynamics is just straight up conservative... you are just trying to conserve a different culture than the usual breed.

[revelware]

I am unimpressed by drag. I am unimpressed by butchfemme. I am unimpressed by so many of the hallmarks of the queer queer culture of the previous century being used as a bludgeon against a fledgling mode of material analysis.

I am unimpressed with transgression being the yardstick by which we measure the value of our culture, rather than the material liberation of our people.

[slygirlboy]

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

[slygirlboy]

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

[katlovesshrimps]

I felt inspired...

[vitabreva]

[pawnverse-glibc-bin]

been sitting in my bathroom for the last 20 minutes in case i throw up trying not to fall asleep ama

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[dorothylarouge]

There is no greater example of the selfish, antisocial, and solipsistic American spirit than the belief, held by millions, that one is entitled to set off loud and violent fireworks days before any relevant holiday or special occasion, even unto midnight

[dorothylarouge]

Triggering the PTSD of military veterans is the only positive use case for fireworks.

[yamelcakes]

What Big Food Did to Ice Cream

The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection

Really good article by a chemist on why most ice cream sucks now— it’s because it’s not really ice cream.

[jmtorres]

part of me wants to be like "do people really not know this" and part of me knows full well i only read the labels because i have gut problems and don't want to suffer

anyway i've had my eye on the fat content for years. actual ice cream made with real cream won't trigger my lactose intolerance, because the higher the fat content of dairy, the lower the lactose content. my personal tipping point is around half-and-half so if you make "ice cream" with with skim milk, the enshittification i experience is unfortunately literal

[pawnverse-glibc-bin]

why are we reposting slop? how ironic is it that, on an article about 'enshittification' the author cannot be assed to write portions of it?

[quiggyballs]

lethargic green alien girl halfheartedly blasting you with her hot pink raygun but she clearly isnt even pretending to aim. and instead of disintegrating into ash everything she hits with it turns into piles of glitter

[sunburnt-brian]

[dragongirlsweetie]

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

[dragongirlsweetie]

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

[pawnverse-glibc-bin]

and like it begins to beg the question whether i may forget or may not always be quite as happy and alive as i was two weeks ago if it can vanish in my hands quite that fast and i go right back to what i was instantly

[pawnverse-glibc-bin]

checking my gps while im driving home waiting for it to be something unfamiliar again

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[disastertransbian]

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

[bubba-roo]

buny and plushie love eachothr very much ok?

[yay-bunnies-zone]

thats right