You want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it!

given up on playing it cool multifandom and I also just like funnies and cool art - but I’m really good at tagging so feel free to filter/block as needed ✌🏻 don’t be a stranger I’m friendly I prommy

[thisfeebleheart]

more manhandling like this in season 2 please

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[thisfeebleheart]

#he's such a menace

[thisfeebleheart]

#what I love about this scene is they weren't even about to have sex when hayden called#like they were literally just about to play a video game hayden wasn't cockblocking them at all#but ilya was like i was excited for the video game but on second thought i haven't sucked shane's dick for like half an hour now#no time like the present

living for these tags @haunted-phantom-student

[ferret-propaganda]

Huge.

What a song. Hits every time.

Simple little edit which I started soon after episode 4 was first aired and with the Power of Procrastination have only just now gotten round to finishing. I do however still think it's hysterical. "Oh the author said Ilya's lying about the size of his dick" I don't CAREEEE. Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook be upon ye.

[yafookinlousah]

ur so pretty but make it a love letter from Ilya to Shane 🥹🙂‍↕️

[sobadbad]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.01 › 1.06

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[oysters-aint-for-me]

please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out

via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram

[mymultifandomhell]

heated rivalry + text [everyone's doing great / ?]

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Fandom is so obsessed with contrasts in ships that they force them onto hollanov, a couple who are FAMOUSLY supposed to be similar. There is no slutty one and prudish one. They both love sex. There is no smart one and dumb one. They both excel at the same career where traditional metrics of academic intelligence don't apply. There is no jock and nerd. They are both professional athletes. There is no neatfreak and slob. They both pay other people to clean their houses. Please release yourself from the need to manufacture an opposites attract dynamic in every facet of their relationship, ESPECIALLY when the central conceit of hollanov as a couple is that they're more alike than everyone else seems to think.

[katenepveu]

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

[gaysie]

“they think i fell on purpose” they think i fell in love with him on purpose but i didn’t choose to be gay… i tried really hard…

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[spicyvampire]

[keasusreevsus]

Ilya: Here's a photo of me in my Halloween costume

Shane, shoving a butt plug up his ass:

[themoonandmyman]

everyone go home this is the best one