i like ferrets and ancient TV shows

if you know me irl no you don't. // (whatever pronouns you want, adult, UK) // queer aroace-spec. exclusionists can suck my dick. // I made my icon and header myself bc I am a master of graphic design.

[ferret-propaganda]

I just realized that your icon is not Patrick Bateman. You and I have been Tumblr pals for YEARS. You're always really tiny, though, and I hadn't looked that closely. I see you in my notifications all the time. I'm sending this ask on anon bc I am embarrassed lol

LMAO???

HOW.

[randombrethren-deactivated20231]

Happy International Sir Terry Pratchett Day! Quote from (x) Art by Paul Kidby

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[animentality]

[angelusfangs]

Angel sure does do a lot of heavy breathing for a guy who supposedly has no breath.

[green-is-gay]

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

[captaineof7]

this is what i gathered from season 2

[spacerockband]

just finished season 2. you know buffy can be a comedy if we ignore all the other stuff

[bioluminescent-fungus]

Do you look more like your…

Mom

Dad

Other family member

Even mix of traits

Not enough bio family to say

vanilla extract

Voting ended on4h

[inadvertently-biblical]

James Marsters as SPIKE

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 2x21

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[fatestayyuri]

me with a lucky anon

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[marlinspirkhall]

🦷✨

[starberrysap]

the appeal of spike is that he is simultaneously an annoying ass leather wearing bad boy vampire and the most sopping wet lover boy loser failure this world has ever seen

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[pineappical]

n_n

[ecobanshee]

This is some of the most straightforward characterization Grace gets in the book and it's hilarious

[akdw]

absolute perfection in a single paragraph. From this, we can see:

Grace has a warped self-perception. He insists he's not a "people person" but gets along with majority of the crew, is a literal middle school teacher who the kids love

he's so sassy bro. "I seem friendly only bcuz I stood next to Stratt"

also establishes why so many ppl thought Grace was second-in-command, like he's usually always standing next to Stratt

Grace just does not know how important he is to the project lol

[foralittlewile]

Also consider: this behaviour continues when he's on Erid.

Like Grace is sitting there going "man it's kinda crazy the Eridians are being so nice to me. I know Rocky probably bullied them into helping the weird human but I still appreciate it. Hope they don't think the effort is a waste when I die in 40 years! :)"

And meanwhile the Eridians are like This Alien Rocketed Into Our Lives And Saved Our Whole Species From Annihilation And Then Gave Us Unfathomable Knowledge From The Stars. And Also He's So Nice We Love Him. Fights were breaking out left and right over who would get to work on the dome. Adrian won because of nepotism and sheer intimidation factor.