[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

[rylandsgrace]

#Happy December 10th to those who celebrate 🎁 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s December 10th! :D

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The first?

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

That's a fucking ladder

[indigoisokay]

LMAO

[beardedmrbean]

I love the midwest so much

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[valtsv]

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

[valtsv]

[radetzkymarch]

[bedlam-moon]

whalefall house

[thememedaddy]

[stromuprisahat]

Further seasons don't fare much better. There are inconsistencies in characterisation depending on POV, the budget is rarely well used, not to mention disagreements in writing room.

[straightboyfriend]

asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[moniquill]

the father who stepped up.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[tokidokifish]

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

[indigobluerose]

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes

[april]

no im fine im just imagining a world where advances in technology were pushed by collaboration for the betterment of the world instead of driven by competition for increasing profits

[rebirthresource]

i have been in mourning since i was 12