This Just In: Hopeless Femme Does Bad Poetry

Peach | Minor | All prns | ND Jewish femme nonbinary lesbian | Icon credit to papercliptater

[peachfemmepoetry]

Introduction

My name is Peach and I like to write terrible poetry.

I’m a femme nonbinary lesbian (all/any pronouns). I’m also neurodivergent/disabled, mentally ill, and Jewish, these things will all probably show up in my poetry. I speak english and some french, but I’m still learning, I try to write poetry in both but, as it is awful poetry, my french will be very VERY broken.

A few rules for those on my blog:

-No lgbtphobes, racists, ableists, exclusionists, pronoun policers, anti-nonbinary lesbians, TERFs, anti-neopronouns, antisemites, or in general scummy people. If you have a lot of good things to say about the Cheeto Man you’re probably in the wrong place.

-No discourse or politics. Just don’t <3

-I tag really heavy topics like sui, s/h, etc.

-Yes the poetry is supposed to be bad.

-I’m a minor! No NSFW please

Thank you for reading and enjoy my terrible poetry!

[peachfemmepoetry]

Anyway I'm leaving Tumblr.

Being sent literal death threats and sui baiting for committing the great atrocity (/s) of being a lesbian who dated a boy that one time has taken a toll on my mental health.

Having my very identity questioned by literal adults who demand receipts of my s*x**l past to validate my sexuality has taken a toll on my mental health.

You should all be deeply, deeply ashamed of your actions but you got what you wanted! You shut up another "fake" lesbian. You made a young, newly out lesbian unsafe in their own community! Hope you're happy! /s

Watch as you shut up all the "fake" lesbians (lesbians who have been with men in the past, lesbians who have questioned their identity, lesbians who have complicated relationships with gender, etc, etc, etc) and watch as all the lesbians disappear.

[peachfemmepoetry]

So you’re a gold star lesbian and you hate yourself?

First of all, shut the fuck up you worthless cretin.

Second of all, "gold star lesbian" is literally just a superiority thing. HAVING BEEN WITH A MAN MAKES YOU NO LESS OF A LESBIAN. Having never been with a man makes you no more of a lesbian. Lesbians. Are. Lesbians. I hate lesbians who think they're better than other lesbians because of whatever partners they have or haven't had. I hate lesbians who hate other lesbians. Period.

Also the definition of gold star lesbian is so fucking hazy. I've never had s*x with a man but I have been with a man because spoiler alert: s*x isn't the only thing that goes into a relationship! There's also this crazy thing you've probably never heard of called ROMANCE.

Regardless all of you ADULTS questioning me about the validity of my sexuality based on who I may or may not have had s*x with is fucking WEIRD AND CREEPY and you need to all touch grass or like talk to another human being for the first time in your entire life.

I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN. GO DIE

I am a lesbian who loves being a lesbian and defends all lesbians because I believe all lesbians are lovely, valid, important people. If you don't agree, get the fuck off my page. Obviously. End of story.

[peachfemmepoetry]

Anyway I refuse to stop loving women and talking about my love for women just because lesbophobic lesbians send me death threats. Die mad fuckers <3

[peachfemmepoetry]

Every person sending me death threats because I apparently hate lesbians who've never had s*x with men needs to shut the fuck up. I'VE never had s*x with a fucking man. Go die you worthless pieces of shit

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: “wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s”

Z: *rips off mask* i don’t give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your “Alfred and Iroh as tea bros” and raise you “Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals”

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I’m dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[peachfemmepoetry]

I try so hard to not mention my special interest on my lesbian poetry blog but I am autistic

[peachfemmepoetry]

I love being a lesbian women are so special and perfect and every day I get to wake up and love them.

[peachfemmepoetry]

https://peachfemmepoetry.tumblr.com/post/668432864653737985/hey-hope-youre-doing-well-and-if-you-dont

omg wait how else would you phrase it?? I'm also Jewish by birth and I didn't realize if there was another way to ask that? I meant like, if you converted or not lol. sorry if I phrased it weirdly

Sorry I asked my mom and she said that’s totally a normal way to phrase it I’m just weird 🤣

[peachfemmepoetry]

hey!! hope you're doing well, and if you don't mind me asking, I was wondering if you were born Jewish?

Born Jewish? Sorry, I've just never heard it referred to that way. Yes I was born Jewish! ^^

[peachfemmepoetry]

It's literally crazy how many lesbians get mad at you for saying lesbophobia is bad. I'm literally being called a nonlesbian and told to "stay in my lane" (babe lesbianism is my lane I am the most lesbian bitch you'll ever meet) just because I said I don't like lesbophobia. I, a lesbian, am being told I'm too young to understand lesbophobia. This is hilarious

These are the same ppl who say "all the lesbians are disappearing." You wanna know why lesbians are disappearing? Because you say any lesbian who has questioned or experimented or thought they weren't a lesbian ever isn't a real lesbian. Lesbians are here, you just hate us <3

[peachfemmepoetry]

OH also does anyone have any lesbian YouTuber recommendations pls? Or just sapphic/wlw in general!

[peachfemmepoetry]

Disrespectfully, with all due respect (which is none), I hope gold star lesbians have a terrible day. Having previously been with a man makes you no less of a lesbian I promise <3

[goldstarlesbianpride]

It doesn’t make a woman “less” of a lesbian because she was never a lesbian in the first place

[peachfemmepoetry]

This is literally hilarious. Imagine not understanding the basic concept of questioning and being unsure of your sexuality and then calling ME a troll for supporting actual lesbians. Touch some grass

[goldstarlesbianpride]

You’re not a lesbian

[peachfemmepoetry]

I literally said that the societal idea that I had to be attracted to men was constricting and suffocating because I'm not attracted to men. You know, cuz I'm a lesbian. But no that's cool, take literally one line of a paragraphs-long post out of context. This is why shampoo bottles have instructions

[peachfemmepoetry]

Me: Feeling like I had to be attracted to men made me miserable. Realizing I was a lesbian freed me

Gold star lesbians: So basically...you aren't a lesbian?

[peachfemmepoetry]

Would y'all be into me posting edits of characters I head canon as LGBTQ+ with like flags and stuff? (And obv canon characters like Adora and Catra too) I'll probably do it whether anyone responds to this or not but still lol

[peachfemmepoetry]

Disrespectfully, with all due respect (which is none), I hope gold star lesbians have a terrible day. Having previously been with a man makes you no less of a lesbian I promise <3

[goldstarlesbianpride]

It doesn’t make a woman “less” of a lesbian because she was never a lesbian in the first place

[peachfemmepoetry]

This is literally hilarious. Imagine not understanding the basic concept of questioning and being unsure of your sexuality and then calling ME a troll for supporting actual lesbians. Touch some grass

[peachfemmepoetry]

Anyway for TDOR I wanna give a shout out to all trans lesbians!

Transfem lesbians (including butch transfem lesbians), transmasc lesbians (including femme transmasc lesbians), transneutral lesbians! Nonbinary trans lesbians! Binary trans lesbians! All valid <3 Ily

[peachfemmepoetry]

I feel like I've made this explicitly clear already but unfriendly reminder:

TERFs and lesbophobes such as gold star lesbians are never (and I mean NEVER) allowed on my blog. I will personally hunt you down and slap you with a fish! <3