#cringe as hell

[starllowdahlia]

Rubber Duck Klance❤️💙

Why did you just kiss me?!?!

I don’t know- I panicked!

[pushingbuddies]

𝓓𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓶𝓽𝓸𝓷

my exact thoughts friend

[roxxyred616]

I promise you guys, he gets better and matures later on...😔

Bro doing everything to ragebait Radcliff...doing anything but his j*b

Mind him, is his first time living💖, he is even falling asleep in his attemp 😭

I tried my best at drawing him

[meggriffin24]

flirting with anons is retarded whore behaviour

[goofygooberxd]

I physically can't draw anything without it being cringe and covered in bows

[inthemoodforblastt]

Ahhhhhhhh you're so right its super weird when people give super foreign names to their kids. Like I live in England and I know this couple in their 30s (ones half English half Iranian the others just English) who named their daughter Suki. And yeah its a cute name, but for that little white girl??? Really???? 8 year old me was so confused as to the thought process behind it

Ah, I didn’t know people in countries outside Spain cringed at these things that much too, I thought it was more of a local thing here xD I mean, if your partner is, I don’t know, Scandinavian, and you want to give your child a Scandinavian name, that makes sense to me, you know?

But if —bringing it back to my own context— you’re bloody Antonio and Maricarmen from Cuenca, I don’t understand why you’re calling your son Ethan, and the worst part is you spell it as IZAN. Why not call your daughter Aurora, which is a bit corny, sure, but at least it’s in your own bloody language.

[oppersdorff]

People who self-insert into already existing fictional characters are so embarrassing and cringe. They're the death of every fandom.

[assassinautistartist]

Stress and Relax with Nargile

Ezio Auditore x Yusuf Tazim

Ezio auditore x Sofia sartor (mention)

Plot: Ezio has his first experience his first kiss with a man, aka Yusuf and Ezio accidentally get high and they kiss

A/N: ,my first same sex fic so if it cringey I'm sorry I don't feel too good due to a headache I slept poorly last night and dealing with writer block.Also this Yusuf is inspired by sunsetagain's Yusuf

Ezio had never tried what Yusuf called a Nargile before , hell not even when he was in Acre, he saw some men doing it in that village when he was heading to Masyaf to find Altaïr's secret library and now he was super busy and a bit stress lately from helping the ottoman brotherhood, writing to his sister Claudia , finding the Masyaf keys, and spending time with miss Sofia Sartor that he was slowly falling for recently because how intelligence she has that made him fall in love with which all of this was stressful which Yusuf Tazim, leader of the ottoman assassin brotherhood suggest doing a nargile session to 'help him relax and rest'. "How does this Nargile even work?" Ezio asked the turk with skepticism look on his face which made Yusuf laugh "Ezio, you'll be fine " he reassure the Italian mentor with a smile ,it was sorta obvious that Yusuf like both men and woman and since Ezio arrival he develops a crush on Ezio Auditore da Firenze and now after months past since ezio's arrival, their are alone and Yusuf was about show Ezio how he relaxes when he gets stress "it simple really" He stated patting one of sitting cushions nearby, gesturing Ezio to sit next to him.

Yusuf first started lighting up the Nargile ,putting something to relaxed with and picking up the pipe that was attached to the hose of the hookah while Ezio watches Yusuf started showing him how it works similarly when he was first try the hook blade that Yusuf gave and show him when he thinks back on that day , "First thing, when it comes to Nargile Ezio..." Yusuf started to explain to him how it works "You use this pipe ,put it your mouth like this" Yusuf proceeds to put the pipe to his mouth inhales it slowly , hold it and exhale as smoke curling out of the turk's lips "inhale, hold and puff out" he spoke already feeling relax after having a puff "Simple as that"

"Really?"

"Of course" Yusuf exclaimed with a lazy smiles and gestured the second pipe for Ezio "go ahead mentor,try it it will definitely make you feel relax" giving Yusuf a questioning look but Ezio eventually picks it and inhales the smoke...Fast making him coughing hard and gagging while Yusuf laughs "I forgot to mention you have to inhale it slowly mentor of firenze" Ezio looks at him and tries again inhaling it slowly despite his lungs are probably burning from the smoke and exhaling it out of his lips as a sudden wave of relaxation hits him as well as a slight hazing feeling in his head as he look at Yusuf and thought 'merda he's hot' blinking a bit as his cheeks flush "so Ezio, do you feel relax yet?" Yusuf asked him which he nods "Sì..I do" Ezio responded smiling then laughs as Yusuf joins him on the laughing as well, "Ezio I have to ask" Yusuf started making Ezio raise an eyebrow "Have you ever kiss a man before ?"

He blinks at this question he would lied to say he have ,but truthfully he hadn't although he did had that one weird dream that he was kissing a man back when he was 17 which was bizarre to him since he was a lady man "No I have not had a kiss a man before" he respond as he look Yusuf "have you?" , Yusuf laughs "Evet I have , both men and woman actually" he explain with a lazy smile "I like both of them equally actually love them both respect in bed and out" his blue eyes met Ezio's ember ones "..Romantically as well~" Ezio nods at the explanation understanding it even if he was getting buzzed from the nargile session with Yusuf getting relax , Ezio was use to it since years ago when he found out that his long time friend Leonardo was homosexual even though since heard how Leonardo talks about Salai when they were in the temple of Pythagoras and reassured him that approved of them being in a relationship when it taboo to some people "You know Ezio if you want to experience kissing a man I'm happy to give you if you like" Ezio face slightly become a shade of pink not from the nargile but at Yusuf proposal to kiss him "Yusuf are you high or it just me amore amigo~" Ezio ask flushed face and asrouse slightly both of them leaning in, Yusuf smile "Maaaybe Mentor"

"well..Then do it"

Then they kiss high induce or not it was something Ezio was surprisingly go at . Yusuf pulls back and smiles standing up making Ezio confused at first "feeling better mentor? and how was that for first time kissing a man's lip" Yusuf asked Ezio blinks out of his haziness "yes and it was delightful" Ezio answered blinking and then stood up walking out the den with the turkish assassin to the natural air of the city breathing it in "So mentor , your off to see the misses now" Yusuf joke referring making Ezio go wide eyed at what Yusuf basically called Sofia 'the misses' was on his card but Shook's his head sober enough at Yusuf's poor joke on nicknaming Sofia that in front of him "Yes I am going to visit Sofia to see if she found a book location" he responded with a smile and Yusuf Tazim mirror his smile "Well then go on a then mentor of Firenze ,don't keep the lady waiting" Yusuf pats Ezio's back and walks to one of his captains to do to whatever he working on leaving Ezio alone as he heads to Constantine District to meet with Sofia

A/n: see I told you all this was cringe , I'm sorry it is not my best work I am sorry because it my first time writing something for Ezio x Yusuf