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mostly dc (Dick and Tim) ; artist and writer ; sorry for bad english || 18

[hannigramislife]

"Dick and Damian" this, "Dick and Jason" that–

Dick called Tim his little brother while Tim still had his parents. Man didn't give a fuck.

[pearllivin]

THEYRE SO FUCKING DEAR TO ME I LOVE THEM

[pearllivin]

Batfam but they are all... normal?? (pt1(??))

Dick, through his cellphone: So, we are all still up for pizza?

Wally on the other side of the phone: Yeah, the others are coming too.

Dick: Sweet-

Young Jason, suddenly next to Dick: B said I could come too.

Dick: What-

Jason: To get pizza. He gave me 20$-

Dick: You're not getting pizza with me and MY friends.

He did indeed get pizza with them, Dick slumping the whole time while Jason had the time of his life.

Dick, ready to leave the house: Okay I'm leaving! I'mma be back by 9pm... *continue yapping*

Bruce, walking by, looking Dick up and down: What are you wearing?

Dick: Uhhhh..... clothes?????

Bruce: Why are they....

Dick: Why are they what.

Bruce: So.... unflattering?

Dick: Oh my godddd... You just DONT GET IT B!

Bruce: Yes I dont get it, the pants are showing the band of your underwear!

Dick: It's how people dress now, old man! Not everyone is still wearing Victorian era clothes!

Dick, talking through Skype with Kori: I miss you.

Kori: Oh, you're so sweet Dick- Who is that?

Dick, immediately turning behind him to see little Tim: Dude!

Tim: Dude!

Dick: You're can't come here without knocking!

Tim, looking up at Dick with a pout now: I did knock.

Dick: *sigh* What do you want...

Tim:

Dick:

It ends with Tim sitting on Dick's lap while Tim talks to Kori and Dick sits with a frown and a pout, looking like an angry pou.

Dick, holding baby Damian up: You're the only one who doesn't come in and bother me. Sure, you smell sometimes but you get it, you know?

Damian:

Dick: Exactly.

Damian, throwing up his lunch straight at Dick:

Dick:

Damian, starting to sob: hic...hic...

Dick: I hate my life.

(Basically, Dick is a teenager, Jason is a child/preteen, Tim is a toddler and Damian is a baby in a diaper, Robins and Batman all happen but they kind of all live together and have been adopted from a young age except of Dami ofc :) )

[pearllivin]

You're telling me THIS is the dude that gets shipped to and with the dc????

[moettimae]

☕️

[atomikats]

that one jim beaver image (under cut)

[rmmmie]

[robs-your-robins]

Dick as Batman is so funny to me because yes, he can emulate the Bat better than anybody, right down the dramatic working of the cape and his eerie mimic of the Bat's voice, but he's still Dick, he's still that very first Robin who is as quick with his words as he is with his movements.

A goon attempting to surrender after hitting Robin so hard he has a concussion: Wait! Wait! I'll tell you everything, just don't-

Dick, dangling the rogue over the edge of a roof: I already fucking know everything, dipshit

Goon: How? How could you-?

Dick: the fucking bats told me

This exchange begins a rumour that the bats of Gotham do indeed report to Batman, because, remember the Bat once vanished in a cloud of pissed off bats in the middle of the fucking day. When Bruce finally gets back, he's so confused when he overhears a mother threatening her kid that the bats will tell Batman he's misbehaving. Dick probably as a lot more to answer for.

[pearllivin]

Full transparency I haven't read anything with Cass yet (i haven't read anything recently cause Im busy someone get me out of here 💔) but I refuse to not add her to my Wayne family posts cause she is left forgotten too much

It may be cringe, it may be ooc, but I will keep up the Cass content even if I get stoned

[pearllivin]

The new Batman #2 issue has me thinking about young Tim driving injured Dick and it being a mess

(I had a young, probs without a driving permit yet Tim in mind that didn't see a lot of bloody, heavy jobs in person as robin yet)

Dick, heavily injured, barely conscious, getting into the passenger seat: "You got it baby bird?"

Tim, who is not that good with the Batmobile yet and is worried af, not wanting to disappoint his role model: "Of course. Yeah, sure, yes."

Dick is calm, cause the boy is coolheaded, responsible, and reasonable. He didn't have to worry and could focus on managing the pain-

Tim was losing his shit. They were riding 200km/h on the highway, and when Dick looked at the teenager, Tim had anything but his cool and collected facade on.

Dick, suddenly very awake, with adrenaline spiking higher than ever: "Tim, slow down, calm down-"

Tim: "I am calm, I've got this-"

Dick: "Tim, slow the fuck down-"

Tim: "I am, I am slowing down just-"

Dick: "It's okay, just-"

Tim: "No, no it's not, you're-"

Dick, sitting up: "Tim, SLOW DOWN-"

TIM: "SIT BACK DOWN OR YOU'LL GET MORE HURT-"

They drove on so much adrenaline and screaming, Dick completely forgot about the pain until he was lying down in the medbay and Tim broke down when reporting back to Bruce and didn't leave Dick's side till he was taken away by force.

(dc means disregarding canon so idc if this is ooc, I just couldn't stop thinking about Tim seeing Bruce/Dick heavily injured for the first time and actually relying physically on him, like my boy is on the verge of a heart attack)

[pearllivin]

18 year old Tim ordering chicken nuggets with fries and ketchup (on the side, it can't touch the food beforehand) and 13 year old Damian ordering the most complex dish the server asks "Are you sure baby" (it nearly makes him crash out)

[pearllivin]

I do not baby Tim like the fandom does, making him weak and defenceless, I baby him like a mother of his that I am, with my motherly, caring instincts cause he is INDEED LITERALLY my BABY.

[pearllivin]

Tim Drake in ballet... hold up let me cook

He's been doing it since a child, continuing even after Bruce's adoption.

Nightwing and Robin are stretching before patrol and Batman just stares at them with awe, worry, and confusion.

[pearllivin]

Cass and Tim being THE Wayne kids in their ballet class, the teachers love them but the rest absolutely ((not so) secretly) hate.

Jason: *some insults after Tim annoyed him or he's having a bad day, or just to piss Tim off for funs*

Tim: "I had a 37 year old Russian woman yell and body shame me since I was 4, while my feet were literally breaking apart. Your attempts to hurt me are funny."

[pearllivin]

Tim Drake in ballet... hold up let me cook

He's been doing it since a child, continuing even after Bruce's adoption.

Nightwing and Robin are stretching before patrol and Batman just stares at them with awe, worry, and confusion.

[pearllivin]

Hot take but a lot of people ignore Tim's trauma either because they base their knowledge purely on fan material that has the author projecting/headcanoning Tim in it, they don't know how the psychology of a teenager/young adult works, or they do not count emotional neglect as an actual neglect

[pearllivin]

I hate JayTim what the fuck

[moonstainn]

The brothers ever

[pokeberry5]

i feel like i never draw tim smiling but bb robin tim smiles a lot! (in between angst and tragedy)

brought to you by my continued attempts at figuring out tim’s early robin hair