Donald, You Are a Real Card Carrying Cunt

[tearsick]

just watched the invite in theaters. holy shit, it’s like the second hand embarrassment is gripping you at the throat and you cannot run away. great movie, hard watch. hilarious movie, hard watch. in a good way, i promise. i went by myself, but laughed through the entire film with three strangers sitting next to me.

[llendemain]

WHAT. WAS. THAT. they could have saved the universe here........ the apocalypse could have been avoided........ 

[loo-nuh-tik]

Half Man (2026) is a very normal show with very normal scene transitions 😌

[doinggreat]

[sugaredviolettess]

[iloveuppers2-deactivated2026041]

[theehorsepusssy]

[animentality]

[melongrins]

the drama 🤝 the odyssey

[christophermtaylor]

Willemstad, Curaçao

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[moondustinfj]

Poor Armand.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

[bifauxnenarmand]

he is the funniest character ever

[cosimads]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Episode 5 — New York

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved