Donald, You Are a Real Card Carrying Cunt

[putrefae]

Ernest Hemingway, 'The Sun Also Rises'

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[frootlooppoptarts]

maximum pleasure guaranteed s01e02 "yaba" vs orphan black s01e02 "instinct"

[guiltfactory]

he pukes after sex

[guiltfactory]

he pukes during sex

[hobgoblinhero]

what's he doing during the foreplay?

[guiltfactory]

covering his mouth and gagging. trying not to cry

[animentality]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[catchymemes]

[vampirecorleone]

"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to." Horror Character Appreciation - Kristen Bauer as Pamela Swynford de Beaufort in True Blood (2008 - 2014)

[jackabbot]

TIP TOE • 1.01

[05081966]

[important-cat-pics]

[deathgroupie]

(daniel molloy voice) did you cum on the kilt ruben

[queerpeers]

can you imagine how pissed lions would be if they found out that there’s a whole 30 days called pride month and it’s not even about them

[queerpeers]

“fucking PRIDE has no lions??? this is discrimination against the animal kingdom”

*assistant whispers in ear*

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEARS GET TO GO”

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[my-dailydreams]

[buttholy]

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"

[bleepbloopobsessionville]

and it worked🗣️🔥‼️